PeaceTwin: Kealani - ProfilesArchive

About Me

stop being so fucking serious all the time

i secretly desire to be a part of the Osmond family dynasty.

this is an actual spam email i received: "Tired of having go to Chemist's? Do pen1s inlargement pills work? Ours do bilbo Ramirez."

i hang out at the tube entirely too much. woops.
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My Interests

figuring out how to remember to put a glass of water on the nightstand so that when i wake up dying of thirst at four in the morning i dont have to get up.

I'd like to meet:

"What we know of other people is only our memory of the moments during which we knew them. And they have changed since then... at every meeting we are meeting a stranger."
in general, people who dont suck would be nice to meet.

Music:

Movies:

kill kill kill

Television:

the bob ross show, afghani public access, the math channel, the naked guy show,
i dont have cable.

its what i got to work with

Books:

my reading centers mostly around kurt vonnegut, but i have noticed that lately i have been deviating from that path.

Heroes:

no one. absolutely no one.

My Blog

shut up when your chewing to me

ok, here it is. im going to acknowledge a certain something that annoys me. beyond annoyance. it enrages me. infuriating even. im coming out in the open with this once and for all:i hate the sounds th...
Posted by PeaceTwin: Kealani on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 01:18:00 PST

i drank too much yerba mate

What is everyone searching for? It appears that life is nothing but a giant search for ourselves, what we want, who we want to fuck etc. I know what I am searching for currently. I am searching for a ...
Posted by PeaceTwin: Kealani on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 05:48:00 PST

the adventures of the not so rich and kind of famous

So, my latest incredible asipiration is to end up on one of those amazing petty tv court shows. i want to take a friend onto the show and sue them for the taco bell i bought them at 3 in the morning w...
Posted by PeaceTwin: Kealani on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 03:18:00 PST

dayum das hot

so last night started out as it always does, which means at the tube. then my homegirl came in and shit went down and she ended up getting extricated from the bar. we stood outside like awkward little...
Posted by PeaceTwin: Kealani on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 06:08:00 PST

do these steroids make me look fat?

SOin the past six months or so, my life has changed fairly drastically. in late spring i moved into the infamous house of science/bus house. i live with four boys, and they are to die for. i also left...
Posted by PeaceTwin: Kealani on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 03:07:00 PST

no tan, go home

so, i was randomly perusing peoples myspaces as i have a busted ankle and there is very little else one can do, and i happend to come across a fucking goldmine. the "about me" section was so good that...
Posted by PeaceTwin: Kealani on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 04:23:00 PST

when i take percocet, i write incredible things....

so this is a bulletin survey that i tried to post but for some reason it wouldnt let me post it, but i thought that this was way too good to go unread. i wrote this like 3 hours ago when i was peaking...
Posted by PeaceTwin: Kealani on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 04:18:00 PST

bahaha

i think my life is actually a comedy film. i just cant find the cameras.
Posted by PeaceTwin: Kealani on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 11:37:00 PST