Cash - SBK Sgt. At Arms

Updated on Apr 30, 2008 - Moved from Memphis to Cordova to Olive Branch to Waterford to North Little Rock, to Sherwood w/Nicole. Now I'm home. I truly love AR. I rock an 06 Yamaha R1, 05 Focus for the DD, and a 95 Mustang that has almost nothing left on it from the factory. I'm currently co-building a Factory Five Cobra and rebuilding my Mustang at the same time. It does a good job of keeping me busy. I like to keep a very small and close group of friends, which is not reflected by the number of people I know. I'm a firm believer that EVERYTHING changes. I like to go on solo trips that nobody knows I've taken. I HATE neighbors! There is nothing worse than the thought of forced semi-roommates just because you like the location and design of a house. That's the last thing anyone should have to put up with, people you barely know making suggestions about your life, living style, yard, etc. There was a time that I respected the police, that time has passed. Now I just do the right thing so that I'm not fucked with by some power hungry idiot who can't wait to prove he's right. I like very nice things, not for status, but because I've found that they're usually worth it. I'm fed up with overpaid athletes and spoiled celebrities. I collect tattoos. I tell jokes constantly and don't care who I offend. I'd love to know what people say about me when I'm not around, not because I care, but because I've found its usually not that good and its saves me the time of dealing with those that aren't truly friends. I loved my old job and absolutely hate that I rarely get to work in the field anymore. Someone once noted that I say "Fuck You" a lot, and they were absolutely right. My favorite Christmas phrase is "Suck my candycane and lick my snowballs you holly jolly motherfuckers." On that note I don't get many Christmas gifts. In 2006 on my way to the USGP at Laguna Seca I got 10 bags of peanuts for my birthday and the entire airplane sang "Happy Birthday" to me. I am the complete opposite of what I was 20 years ago. I'm not quite sure who that was. I'll think of more later, but for now that's enough "About Me".