RESPECT; You give it - You get it.
Hethe, The;
I am boring and mundane. Since everyone else is, apparently, unique and unconventional, this makes me special.
A NOTE ON FRIEND REQUESTS
I'm not a friend-collecting social whore, so I'm not accepting everyone. Generally, there is one criteria you must pass for acceptance. That criteria is:
1) Your Myspace must not look like total fucking ass.
That's it. One request. If your profile is clear, legible, easy to navigate and engages me to want to get to know you better, welcome. If, on the other hand, your profile looks like a retarded pre-schooler scribbled crayon all over the computer screen with his left hand while eating a donut with his right, and it's mired with any basic design gaffs like crappy fonts, inane colorful backgrounds that blind the text, big-ass pictures that wreck the horizontal scroll, multiple embedded movie and audio clips, gaudy table backgrounds and borders, HTML idiocies and stupid CSS tricks like transparencies that wreck your profile to the point where it's not only unintelligible but also so fucking horribly drenched in stupid that it would cause a small group of orphans to die of despair at the mere sight of it......I don't got time for that shit. It doesn't increase my enthusiasm to want to get to know someone when I can't even read their fucking profile. Get a brain or pick up a web design textbook. Either one precludes the other.
I'm also not adding bands or musicians anymore. All you people do is spam me.
I keep changing this due to massive rapid cycling keeping me awake at night. Go Bi-polar, go!!
If you are one of those people who change personalities according to who you are fucking or who you are friends with, for fucks sake don't add me. I've been watching accident victims up close for too long.
Preachy, judgemental fuckstains need not apply.
Nor should people who:
-take themselves too seriously
-take me to seriously
-can't handle mood swings
-suck
-have no sense of humour
-suck
- think they are immortal
- pretend they are pirates on a daily basis and say "YAR!"
- call stretched lobes "gauges"
- are an overly-anal animal rights activists
(It's sick how rapidly the above list continues to grow. Because I'm an ignorant hypocrite. ;D)
Other than that... feel free to hop on.
I delete nasty comments, so if you feel the need to insult me in a really uncreative way, feel free and no one else will know what a moron you are.
