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Cashless Clay

Principles are for the well-fed. Dignity is for people who don't like to party.

About Me

I ain't got a lot of loot and I ain't lookin' for a lady and you can never play me I'm from O-town baby. I wake up in the morning take a piss don't wash my hands kill a goat and thank The Man, then get back to the money. aim~ FunxEdge

My Interests

The Nightlife, Riding Bikes and Parliament Lights.

I'd like to meet:

Fun loving individuals with a penchant for violence and a complete lack of regard for their own well-being. Also:

Music:

Jukebox hero.

Movies:

Wild Zero. Alabama Jones and the Busty Crusade.

Television:

Lazytron3000

Books:

Charles Bukowski, Chuck Klosterman, Denis Johnson, David Wojnarowicz, Tom Robbins, Henry Miller, Ben Foster (Weasel), Thom Jones, Dr. Irvin Yalom, Ariel Gore, Louis-Ferdinand Celine, Douglas Adams, Hunter S. Thompson, Irvine Welsh, Aaron Cometbus, George Saunders, Jack Kerouac, William S. Burroughs, Kurt Vonnegut, etc.

Heroes:

Major Thompson, Stanislav Petrov, Ben Weasel, Johnny Cash.

My Blog

The Prodigal Bike Returns.

..> So I was in a Flea Market in Port St. John yesterday (tha...
Posted by Cashless Clay on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:48:00 PST

'Cause I'm.........Moving Out.

For those not aware, I'm moving to Merritt Island on the first of August. I need to start speeding up the packing process which probably involves going back to my house. I've been jumping the hoops at...
Posted by Cashless Clay on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 12:28:00 PST

Wrench-Knife!!!!!

I broke my hand. Boxer's fracture, sounds considerably cooler then it actually is. I had to return my sweet ass record player so i could make rent. My (also sweet ass) bike was stolen. I haven't re...
Posted by Cashless Clay on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 11:04:00 PST

Wingnut Dishwasher's Union

is the name of Johnny Hobo's (pat the bunnys) new band. I was worried it wasn't gonna be up to par with the JH days but it's fucking great....I'd say better. The kid grew up musically and lyrically......
Posted by Cashless Clay on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 09:29:00 PST

Insubordination Fest!

Insubordination Fest! July 5-7th in Baltimore, MarylandLine Up (as of March 11th, 2007) Ben Weasel The Mr. T Experience ...
Posted by Cashless Clay on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 09:02:00 PST

Get Money.New Money.

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Posted by Cashless Clay on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 06:23:00 PST

Trunks and Truck Beds.

I've spent the last few nights crammed in weird places to get to strange locations with the boys from tally. Now I really need to get my fucking life back in order. The only problem is I have no modiv...
Posted by Cashless Clay on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 11:22:00 PST

A Warning:

Dudeeee, I thought Wine Lovers was "people that friggin' love wine" not  "lonely people that love people who know what wine is" ....damn. Also, its not letting me delete them. Suuucckkkkk.Basical...
Posted by Cashless Clay on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 12:26:00 PST

Zune or IPod? Help me out.

(I'm getting a big Tax Return, and I think I could use something nice for once)I've been looking up both of them and they're roughly the same price.I don't really see myself watching that many movies ...
Posted by Cashless Clay on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 05:17:00 PST

Dear Craigslist Users

When I email you about utility expense questions, please don't only reply with bible verses. I understand that you're a fan of 1st Timothy, but that doesn't answer the question "will it be available i...
Posted by Cashless Clay on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 11:44:00 PST