Chinese Calender |
Chinese Calender...What year are you born in?Rat 1924 1936 1948 1960 1972 1984 1996 Ox 1925 1937 1949 1961 1973 1985 1997 Tiger 1926 1938 1950 1962 1974 1986 1998 Rabbit 1927 1939 1951 1963 1975 1987 ... Posted by 787~Danny BoY~787 on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 11:09:00 PST |
PURE RICAN |
100% Boricua Body: why PUERTO RICANS cant be Terrorists1. 8:45am is too early for us to be up.2. We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights.3. Pretty people on the plane distract us.4. We ... Posted by 787~Danny BoY~787 on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 07:01:00 PST |
Colored? |
A Hispanic man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only Hispanic man there. As he sat down,he noticed a white man behind him.The white man said,"Colored people are not allo... Posted by 787~Danny BoY~787 on Sat, 24 Sep 2005 06:50:00 PST |
turn on's and turn off's |
****GIRLS FILL OUT TOP....GUYS FILL OUT BOTTOM****~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~LADIES: Turned ON or OFF when a guy:rides a skateboard: On its cute wen he falls...surfs:dresses like a surfer b... Posted by 787~Danny BoY~787 on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 02:40:00 PST |
Answer this!!~!! |
1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. Do you have a crush on me?5. Would you kiss me?6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.7. Describe me in one word.8.... Posted by 787~Danny BoY~787 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Funny yet true.... |
Blowjob Etiquette (by a female)
1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it.
2. Extension to rule ..1 - So if you get one, be grateful.
3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn vide... Posted by 787~Danny BoY~787 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Poetic Tragedy |
The cup is not half empty as pescimists say
As far as hes sees nothings left in the cup
A whole cup full of nothing for him to induldge
Since the voice of ambition has long since been shut up
A... Posted by 787~Danny BoY~787 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Buried Myself Alive... |
You almost always pick the best times
To drop the worst lines
You almost made me cry again this time
Another false alarm
Red flashing lights
Well this time Im not going to watch myself die
I th... Posted by 787~Danny BoY~787 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
On My Own |
See all those people on the ground
Wasting time
I try to hold it all inside
But just for tonight
The top of the world
Sitting here wishing
The things Ive become
That something is missing
Mayb... Posted by 787~Danny BoY~787 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Anybody need a boyfriend?... |
Anybody need a boyfriend?...
I'm funny
I'm somewhat smart...
I care for others...
I have a nice car..
A cool yamaha SCOOTer
I'm sensitive...
I'm outgoing
I'm lovable and so on and so on...
I'... Posted by 787~Danny BoY~787 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |