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adopt your own virtual pet!
..The Pope, the inventor of the Chia-Pet, the creator of infomericals and/or reality TV(so I slap the bejeezus out of him), Dave Berry, any street bum in the last three years who has not been displaced by Katrina, Mr. I. P. Freely, the people who keep calling me to try to get me to switch long distance carriers, and Wilma