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Phineaus

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm nothing but trouble, just stay far far away. At the best of times I will make you cry and at the worst of times you'll want to kill me. I'm a bad bad man.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Myself, ten years ago to tell me what a dumb fuck I am, Justin Hawkins, oscar the grouch, a lemon named partridge, and whoever made perrywinkle an offical color ( they deserve a thrashing)
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My Blog

We will still need a song..

This is a great tune.. Hawksley Workman, those of you not in Canada won't know it. fuck youYou're drunk and acting toughI know you're sadYou're not the only one who feels like that now.And maybe ange...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 16:20:00 GMT

interesting analogies.

I was talking to a good friend last night and for some reason she was being a real shit disturber and I told her if she didn't stop I would kick her in the Uterus.  She responded with a shocked "...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 08:56:00 GMT

565

In 565 Justian died and I lost all desire to sit around Constaintinople and watch it crumble under what i new would be a succesion of lame rulers.  I vistied Persia, and the ever growing muslim c...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 17:30:00 GMT

moving on

Happy Friday to all those reading this I hope you enjoy it.    After having secured the survival of the Britions and through them my own blood, continued my wanderings.  I went ba...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 16:32:00 GMT

So not in a good mood.

Ok I don't know how many people read my blog, but today I have something for everyone who does.  you have to read this first or it won't make any sense http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/63...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 08:59:00 GMT

Kicking some ass, and forgetting some names

The year was four hundred nintey -three, and finally after much working and many years pulling Arthur about like a young boy in a wagon, and with the miracilous appreacne of the "grail" I had finally ...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 19:36:00 GMT

Grail, Grail everywhere

So, Arthur, had gotten it in his head from somewhere, that a grand quest needed to be undertaken by his knights to prove their worthiness.  Even in those days you could read to many fantasies.&nb...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 18:25:00 GMT

Back to bussiness

Sorry for my long abscene, but life needed me to take care of some things before I could get back to play time.  Now In the last bit I started talking about that dimwit Arthur.  He was king ...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 16:19:00 GMT

Wretch

Well after an especailly hard night of drinking last night, I don't have it in me to go into any further stories today.  I feel like I left the best part of me in the water closet this morning an...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 19:31:00 GMT

The importance of being Arthur

It has often been said that Arthur's life is both a mystery and the stuff of legends.  Both of those statments are true.  First off its a mystery how Arthur even managed to survive.  Se...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 00:52:00 GMT