Maureen

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Hmmm about me???? Damn this is one of those moments I wish I had a life and then I remember that sleeping beats everything. So the basics of me are:I'm Italian (1/2), Irish (1/4) and more Hungarian than German.Was a Psych major, but passionately hate it, well most of it....Fuckin shut up and stop bitching already people! (Says the girl who bitches non-stop)A life partner to Claudia, which is only slightly pathetic considering I'm straight.Sister to Danielle, who forgives when I fall off the face of the earth.I'm too old to drink more than once a week, which is still a totally devastating fact. If I'd have known this was going to happen I would have started boozin at 12 instead of 14.Because I can only drink once a week, it means I go to the movies way too often, which leads to whomever I'm sitting next to being covered in bruises the next day because I always forget it isn't real. (Umm ability to hold onto that imagination and fantasy of a child is a good thing I swear).The life partner must drag me kicking and screaming to the gym at which point she must listen to me bitch for the following two hours. Yet I will never be in shape because the only thing better than sleep is food. Okay or shopping, but I'm broke.And that is my very unproductive life.