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Matt

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4 I like penguins.

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My Interests

Eating, Red Sox, Patriots, Celtics, Wiffle Ball, Cutting and Scratching on the 1's + 2's, Technics 1200mk2's, Velvet Elvis Paintings, doin it, Martial arts, playing video games, getting down with my bad self

I'd like to meet:

Darth Vader, Donald Trump, Chong, Rob Zombie, DJ Q-Bert, Hulk Hogan, Larry Bird, Julius Caeser, George Clinton, Jim Morrison, The Macho Man Randy Savage, Pamela Anderson, Dimebag Darrell, Napoleon, Bob Ross, George A. Romero, people that can relax and have a good time

Music:

White Zombie, MEGADETH, The Beatles, George Harrison, Eric Clapton, Cream, Ice Cube, Pantera, Down, Beastie Boys, Redman, WuTang Clan, Stevie Ray Vaughn, The Doors, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, The Beatles, Qbert, Kool Keith, Guns N Roses, Alice In Chains, Cypress Hill, DJ Shadow, Underworld, The Allman Brothers, Grateful Dead, Dr. Dre, Snopp Dogg, Ludacris, James Brown, Parliament Funkadelic, Roni Size, Type O Negative, AC/DC, NIN, Mad Season, Talking Heads, Jimi Hendrix, The White Stripes, Dieselboy, Black Sabbath, ZZ Top, EPMD, Biz Markie, Daft Punk, LCD Soundsystem, Busta Rhymes, Beethoven, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Bob Marley, Rage Against The Machine, Queens Of The Stone Age, Soundgarden, Stone Temple Pilots, Frank Sinatra, OZZY, Primus, Black Label Society, Cream, Sex Pistols, Iron Maiden, Slayer, Derek And The Dominoes, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Johnny Cash, Cannibal Corpse, Corrosion Of Conformity, The Who, The Rolling Stones, Crystal Method, Eric B. and Rakim, Superjoint Ritual, Ministry, Blue Oyster Cult, Public Enemy

Movies:

Porn, Five Deadly Venoms, Slapshot, Night of the Living Dead,Dumb and Dumber, Raising Arizona, Wonderland, Spaceballs, Lord Of The Rings, Goodfellas, Casino, Raging Bull, Natural Born Killers, 2001, Clockwork Orange, Orgazmo, Napoleon Dynamite, Dawn Of the Dead,Old School, The Good, The Bad And The Ugly, A Fistful Of Dollars, For A Few Dollars More, American Psycho, Caddyshack, Major League, Pulp Fiction, Baseketball, Reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill 1+2, From Dusk Til Dawn, Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, True Romance, Easy Rider, The Godfather 1+2, Star Wars, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Zoolander, The South Park Movie, Ichi The Killer, Half Baked, ANY Cheech and Chong movie, Patton, Meet The Parents, Team America : World Police, Rocky 1-4(5 is WEAK), Rambo 1+2, Demolition Man, Twins, The Terminator, T2, Commando, Kindergarten Cop, Total Recall, Predator, Indiana Jones Triology, Scratch, DJ Qbert's Do It Yourself Vol. 1+2, Land Of the Dead, Trainspotting, Bridge Over The River Kwai

Television:

Red Sox Games, Celtics Games, Patriots Games, MXC, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld, The Apprentice, The History Channel, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, Da Ali G Show, Conan O'Brien, South Park, The Sopranos, Chappelle's Show, Reno 911, Nickoleoden Ren + Stimpy, Watching Bob Ross paint, Man Vs. Wild, Survivorman

Books:

American Psycho, The Godfather, Lord Of The Rings, The Hobbitt, Any R.A. Salvatore, A Game Of Thrones, A Clash Of Kings, A Storm of Swords, A Feast For Crows, Choke, Red Dragon, The Stand, The Gunslinger Books, Manchild In the Promised Land, Guns Germs And Steel, Dante's Inferno, The Big Book Of British Smiles

Heroes:

Ma + Dad, American Troops, Larry Bird, Darth Vader, Bob Ross, Curt Schilling, Wade Boggs, Jim Rice, Drew Bledsoe, Hulk Hogan, The Macho Man Randy Savage ( Ooooh Yeaahh!), William Shatner, George Romero, Ron Jeremy, Uncle Carroll, Gram + Grampa, Nana + Papa, Stephen Heywood, Chong, Bear Grylls, Dudes With Sick Mullets, Tom Brady, David OrtizGODZILLA!

My Blog

Walk Away

Takin' my time Choosin' my lines Try'n' to decide what to do Looks like my stop Don't wanna get off Got myself hung up on you Seems to me You don't wanna talk about it Seems to me You just turn your ...
Posted by Matt on Tue, 06 May 2008 04:22:00 PST

Its not as hard, hard, hard as it seems

Spent my days with a woman unkind, Smoked my stuff and drank all my wine. Made up my mind to make a new start, Going To California with an aching in my heart. Someone told me there's a girl out ther...
Posted by Matt on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 09:49:00 PST

You Cant Always Get What You Want

I saw her today at a reception A glass of wine in her hand I knew she would meet her connection At her feet was her footloose man No, you can’t always get what you want You can’t always g...
Posted by Matt on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 06:50:00 PST

Sweet Jane

Standing on the corner, suitcase in my hand Jack is in his corset, Jane is her vest And me, I’m in a rock’n’roll band Ridin’a Stutz Bearcat, Jim You know, those were different...
Posted by Matt on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 09:25:00 PST

The Thrill Is Gone

The thrill is gone The thrill is gone away The thrill is gone baby The thrill is gone away You know you done me wrong baby And you’ll be sorry someday The thrill is gone It’s gone away fr...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 09:34:00 PST

Electric Head Pt. 2 (The Ecsatsy)

Strip down core violate and paralyze Flood my soul a coffee dreg - supersize Slung low like a whore - yeah Devil want some more - yeah Cupid bought a gun - he gonna blow the fucker Yeah - I want it Y...
Posted by Matt on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 09:39:00 PST

I Know You Rider

(Cause Jerry Garcia is the fucking man)I know you, rider, gonna miss me when I’m gone;I know you, rider, gonna miss me when I’m gone;Gonna miss your baby, from rolling in your arms.Laid do...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 08:49:00 PST

Sunday Morning Coming Down

Well, I woke up Sunday morningWith no way to hold my head that didn’t hurt.And the beer I had for breakfast wasn’t bad,So I had one more for dessert.Then I fumbled in my closet through my ...
Posted by Matt on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 08:54:00 PST

Heres To John Howland

This the pilgrim dude im related to. Howland is my mom's maiden name and my middle name.From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia --> start content --> John Howland (c. 1599  1...
Posted by Matt on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 11:49:00 PST

Sky of blue and sea of green

In the town where I was born Lived a man who sailed to sea And he told us of his life In the land of submarines So we sailed up to the sun Till we found a sea of green And we lived beneath the waves i...
Posted by Matt on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 10:35:00 PST