Insurgency |
All combat was supposed to be declared over, but shit keeps blowing up under my trucks as I try to rebuild. It's not supposed to be this hard, but it is.
Posted by on Thu, 05 Mar 2009 22:53:00 GMT |
Popcorn Dinner |
Forget you Mountain Goats.Jake will do instead.
Posted by on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 18:48:00 GMT |
Hey hey hey! You on the Trampoline! |
Money for nothing and the shits for 12.95 plus taxIf I hear some kid say the words "hella" and "rossi" in the same sentence I am going to go hella crazy a hella lot. So much, that the plastic surgeo...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 16:37:00 GMT |
I want to squeeze my girlfriend but I can't because of her back tattoo... |
sigh.I was late for a class,GOT THAT PROJECT DONEgot another assignment that was due today donestarted the assignment that is due tonightthe only time I hate cottonwood trees is when they are applied ...
Posted by on Mon, 15 May 2006 15:24:00 GMT |
Calvalry vs. Panzerkampwagen |
i have been bested by the Reich, but 'twas thee who received the carpet bombing.I have read the maps, charted the course, and found the best way to Berlin, ending what was, and rebuilding.Though the l...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 20:21:00 GMT |
make it meaningful. |
You are worse than No-Doz.
You make my heart beat about 9 times faster than it should and electricity makes my veins feel like little telegraph lines, constantly pulsing with information that i can...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 02:49:00 GMT |
I am fat and out of shape. |
But if I keep chasing you I am gonna look like i did back in the good old days. Minus the braces, and the mild acne, and the awkward miscommunication of rapidly growing limbs to my brain.
And I am ...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 20:06:00 GMT |
Fuck this game. |
Broken Toe
Lost Wallet
Swamped in homework
Floundering in classes
Roomate thinks I drank all of his rum and is too chicken to say anything to me about it, even though he should know that other peo...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 11:43:00 GMT |
raindrops increase happy |
so walking home, the rain is coming down like a bitch.
Normally, this would make people gloomy. but it actually increased my intense mood in the form of seriously happy. I stood on the corner of 3r...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 23:45:00 GMT |
"it came right out of that nasty looking hole right there!" |
I just finished all of my christmas shopping in one hour. let's hear it for power shopping!
(i heard the title of this little ditty when I was walking down the street [singing do wa diddy diddy dum ...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 15:27:00 GMT |
