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About Me

I'm a late night party kinda gal. I'm having theeeee time of my life. I've been blessed to be part of the BEST promotions and event planning team, CKPEP! Outside of that, and my "regular" job, I love to travel and have plans this year for so much more.I'm naturally deubacherous my nature... and the problem with trouble is that is starts out as fun. Well, it starts actually with a couple shots of Patron Silver, Crown Royal or Jack Daniels.I am funny and outgoing, and love to be the center of attention and the life of the party. You can find me clubbin'. I am in the back with a fifth of Bacardi in my hand. However, their are those days that I just chill with my girls and we instigate chaos and trouble. I love to meet new people. My philosophy in life is that we are all on this planet together, so grab a drink and bring you ass over and lets have a good time. My goals in life include becoming a successful table dancer and shaking my booty, making a complete fool of myself for laughs, and meeting everyone!I have "Been there, done that" in so many aspects of my life. But I am more about having a good time.
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What type of partier are you?
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Your Result: The rock-star party animal

You like to get trashed, mostly on domestic beer and mix them with shots of Jaeger till you end up screaming lyrics at the top of your lungs while playing air-guitar to the music. You like the cheap and seedy bars because you can really let loose and get hammered without worry. You get in trouble for the occasional 'spitting/spraying beer in the air from your mouth', aka, the 'beer sprinkler'. You are viewed as energetic and crazy, and can be either the life of the party or the one who gets a group of friends banned from a bar.


Bar Slut
Bar Social Butterfly
Hardcore drunk
The Socialite
The Lurker
The designated driver
What type of partier are you?
Make Your Own Quiz Parties, Bacardi Limone, Miller Lite, Patron (chilled) Harley's, Tattoos, Tanning, earning money, Buying purses, shoes, and sunglasses, eating some Fatoosh, seeing Bora Bora, and flashdancing with legwarmers on, the Discovery Chanel, drinking some more, Go-Go Dancing and Polka dancing, dancing on tables, chairs and sidewalks, saying "ROCK", anything shiny, sparkly, has rhinestones on it or is reflective, getting my nails done, listening to every type of music out there.
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Someone named Juan who can be both my pool boy and lawn boy. Seriously, I want to meet YOU!

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KID ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!! Like mainly 80's music. My faves of all time are U2, Depeche Mode, Prodigy, Nirvana, Neil Diamond, Madonna, Prince, Chicago, REO Speedwagon, Tori Amos, Limp Biskit, Van Halen, Bon Jovi, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Godsmack, 9 House...........Take the quiz:
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Adriana Lima
You are wild,crazy,exotic, and love to wear as little as possible!

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About Me
Name?: Michelle
Nickname?: Miquel, Mich, Shell, Shelly, Ma Bell, Elle, Boomer, Spanky, and the Girl who falls all the time
What do you prefer to be called?: Isis the brazilian flamingo godess.
Age?: 27
Birthday?: 2/20
City that you live in?: Chesterfield, Center Line, Clinton Township
What do you do for a living?: QA & Party Princess
Are you married?: NO
If not, do you have a significant other?: No, gave it up for Lent.
Kids? If so, what are their names?: Maggie my dog
Pets? If so, what are their names?: MAGSTER of all
What's your Zodiac sign?: Pisces/Aquarius
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Restaruant?: La Shish
Type of food?: Italian
Describe your ultimate meal.: Filet w/ Zip and Ammogio w/ potatoes
Alcholic beverage?: Bacardi Limone
Non-alcoholic beverage?: Coke
Snack?: I don't snack
What food is hard to resist?: Hot Sauce
Pizza toppings?: Tomatoes, Black Olives, Hot Sauce
Desert?: My peanut butter pie
Book?: Don't read
Magazine?: Maxim
Movie?: Top Gun
TV Show?: Desperate Housewives, I'm Susan
Personal possesion?: My Maggie
Place that you've visited?: Vegas
Car?: SUV-A-HOLIC
Thing to do on a Friday night?: I'm in da Club
Thing to do on a Sunday?: I'm in da Club
Furniture Style?: Moderish w/ lots of wrought iron.
Starbucks drink?: Carmel Macciato
Piece of jewelry (for a woman)?: Diamond Ring
Type of music?: Dance
Band?: Kid Rock
Song?: Beat it.
What do you listen to when you get ready for a night out?: Kid Rock, EMSP
When you want to relax?: Grab a beer and watch TV
Thing to do to relieve stress?: Take a shower
Thing about your job?: Which one? QA - the people, Party Princess - the people and that I can drink on the job.
Personality trait about yourself?: My humor
Physical trait about yourself?: My eyes
Thing about the opposite sex?: Muscular ARMS
Sport?: Swimming
Sports team?: Red Wings, Steelers
Board game?: ?
Card game?: BlackJack
Concert that you've been to?: Depeche Mode
Place to hang out?: Da Yatch Club
Place to grab a quick lunch?: A small little resturant
Place to meet your friends?: Andiamo's
Item of clothing that you own?: Purse
Item of comfy clothing that you own?: Jeans
Thing to do for your mate?: Whatever makes them happy
Thing to say all the time?: effin
Things that you hate:
Worst food?: Sushi
Worst movie?: Lost in Translation
Worst TV show ever?: I don't know
Music that you hate?: Punk/Goth
Alcoholic drink that you can't stand?: Strait up Whiskey, Three Wise Men, and Irish Carbombs
Non-Alcoholic drink that you can't stand?: Anything Diet, cause I am allergic
What would be a "deal breaker" in the opposite sex?: No Job, No Money, No Ambition
What's the worst vaca you ever took?: Lemme just say I went to Ohio
Worst place you visisted?: Ohio
Worst habit of yours?: I drink too much coke.
What's a personality trait you despise in others?: People who think they are better than everyone else.
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If you could have any occupation in the world, what would it be?: Record Producer
How happy are you with where you are in life? Why?: On a scale of 10, 4.5.
Describe the ideal mate for you physically.: on the average height, cute smile, strong arms, and a twinkle in his eye.
Describe the ideal mate for you personality-wise.: Funny/sarcastic, smart, outgoing, laid back, and has goals/ambitions.
What's something that you are passionate about?: Getting to know everyone.
How do you feel about kids?: I want them.
What's your view on politics?: Democratic
What religion are you?: Catholic
How religious are you?: Very
What's your most embarrassing moment?: There's just so many.
If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would it be?: Bora Bora
How good of a cook are you?: Better than average
What's one secret talent that many may not know about you?: I was an very talented flutist
Are you messy or neat?: Borderline
What's your bathroom look like? Describe it.: It was black, grey and dk. purple
Imagine if you had to spend an entire day outside. What would you do?: Boating, picnicing
What is your favorite time of year? Why?: Summer, cause it's warm and everyone is usually in a good mood
Have you ever done any volunteer work? What was it?: Yes, for Children's Home of Detroit.
Have you ever donated to the needy?: Yep
Pretend you had money to buy your ideal home. What and where would it be?: Bora Bora
What do you like about the city that you live in?: The Mayor
What don't you like about it?: Some people trying to sneak into it.
Do you have any art or pictures on your walls? Describe it.: Not at the moment.
Who is someone that you very much admire?: My Grandma
What are you most afraid of?: Failure
What's one thing that you are brave about?: Meeting new people
What causes you stress?: Everything
What position do you sleep in when you are just about to fall asleep?: On my stomach
Are you a cuddler?: yes, at times
Do you have any regrets in life? If so, what?: no, just lessons learned!
Do you plan on making any major changes soon? (House, job, etc): Yes
What's the last thing you read?: This survey
What's the last thing you watched on TV?: Grey's Anatomy
What brings you down about the world today?: Fighting and violence
What makes you optimistic about the world today?: Stories of people helping eachother out.
How well do you trust your mate?: I DON'T, that is earned with me.
Do you have a best friend? Who?: My sister
Are you an extrovert or introvert?: extrovert
Do you prefer mornings or nights?: Nights
Sunrise or sunsets?: Sunsets
Love or money?: Money
Hugs or kisses?: Kisses
Beaches or mountains?: Beaches
Luck or fate?: Luck
Best feature about you?: My smile
Worst feature?: My chin
Best personality trait?: My humor
Worst personality trait?: My ability not to let go sometimes.
How well do you get along with your family?: Very Well
Have you ever been in love?: I would say yes, but looking back.... no
Are you in love now?: With myself
Do you exercise?: Yep
Describe your eating habits.: Lunch, Dinner
Do you smoke?: No
Drink?: Yes
Flirt?: Yes
Go to bars?: Yes... Hello part of my one job.
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?: Let's not go there.
If you could have one "do-over" what would it be?: My ex, I would run like hell from him now.
What's the best thing that could come out of this year?: Just me getting back to my old self!
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Movies:

Top Gun, Goonies, James Bond, Fried Green Tomatoes, Joy Luck Luck, Office Space
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Television:

Golden Girls, Seinfeld, Cops, Reno 911, South Park, Deperate Housewives, Matlock. Anything on the history chanel or discovery chanel.

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Interesting

Just seemed interesting to me. It was at the end of Desperate Housewives. Although, it has nothing to do with me or anything in my life at the moment, it was just interesting. Dangerous men walk among...
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Me again

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90210 on my mind

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Giddness and Butterflies

Let me just say that I went to one of the funnest weddings this weekend! I was so happy to have escorted my friend! It was a fantastic time. Great food, great fun people and great music. Let's just ...
Posted by ~ Someone please pass me a Jagerbomb ~ on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 08:33:00 PST

Rebellious when restricted

That's what it said about me. LMFAO. It's truly something that I have admitted to finally after all these years. I love Freedom and the ability to just "be". I guess my chinese sign of the Horse is ap...
Posted by ~ Someone please pass me a Jagerbomb ~ on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 05:40:00 PST

Tarot Reading

Oh, I had my Tarot cards read this weekend for the hell of it. Now, I'm not a firm believer of that kind of thing, but man... it was super spooky! 1st - She put down the card for Creativity & Hea...
Posted by ~ Someone please pass me a Jagerbomb ~ on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 09:15:00 PST

Fried Chicken and Waffles ARE good

It's my one year anniversary of my independance! YIPPEEEEE! Who wants a drink. Anyway, I haven't blogged in forever and ever... Had a blast this weekend. It started out on Tuesday for my girl Nina's B...
Posted by ~ Someone please pass me a Jagerbomb ~ on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 10:13:00 PST

I'm a fish

I seriously know now who our parents generation can listen to the oldies and still love it. I am a child of the 80's and early 90's and love that music! I was listening to some "new" songs and was li...
Posted by ~ Someone please pass me a Jagerbomb ~ on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 05:09:00 PST