I'm a war veteran(WW1), survived multiple assassination attempts. Spent time climbing Mount Everest(made to the top but forgot to take a picture) Enjoyed Woodstock but got knocked up. Campaigned for both Bush and Kerry in 2004. Invented the Stop Sign. Piloted the space shuttle. Beat Tiger on the 15th hole in the U.S amateur. Shot Bigfoot during Bigfoot season but couldn't find anyone to stuff him. Tried to reunite the Police. It worked.
