Dear Mother |
...apparently hasn't quite grasped the concept of expiration dates.
I went through the kitchencupboards the other day, scavenging for food, and this is what I found:
Caramel Fig...
Posted by sunday soup summer complaint on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 03:05:00 PST |
My Dear Father |
...went bankrupt AND totalled mummy's car all within a span of 3 days.I thought that was pretty funny.
I wanted to post the pics of the accident, but mother won't let me.
I feel ...
Posted by sunday soup summer complaint on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 01:20:00 PST |
Hubba Bubba is for pussies |
These...
have so much sugar in them, it hurts your teeth. Every time you bite down, you feel your once so pearly whites rotting just a little more...These...
Posted by sunday soup summer complaint on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 12:57:00 PST |
family dinner |
my brother enjoying his ice cream as my mother babbles on about anal sex:
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual
&videoid=1203540458...
Posted by sunday soup summer complaint on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 02:25:00 PST |
"Muscles from Brussels" gave me crabs |
Yes,it's true. Jean-Claude van Damme gave me pubic lice.
ok,not really.well,sort of.I didnt get any muscles from brussels. more like mussels from brussels.But I did get crabs. Just not the kind y...
Posted by sunday soup summer complaint on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 09:58:00 PST |
Welgian Baffles |
I wanted to feel better about myself.So I made waffles.Which turned out to be a bad idea,because it only established something I already knew ; I suck at everything.
If only they tasted as good...
Posted by sunday soup summer complaint on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 11:06:00 PST |
Poetry Shmoetry |
My pc was fuct up,tv was sucking even more than usual,the fridge was empty,and I was all outta beef jerky.
So I sat for 3 hours staring into oblivion,trying to think ...
Posted by sunday soup summer complaint on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 11:51:00 PST |
TIG TAG TOE |
Ok. So I got tagged. I'll be makin it short though. I've got things to do. Like walking to the fridge...and stuff...
Four jobs I've had:
Uhm,yeah...work has never really been my kind of thing...
1)Sta...
Posted by sunday soup summer complaint on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 06:27:00 PST |
Doggy Diarrhea |
I was supposed to go see Most Precious Blood tonight.But my concert-buddy overate again(examstress MY ASS!),and is now at home spewing gummi-worms. But it's cool.Because this means I n...
Posted by sunday soup summer complaint on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 02:26:00 PST |
What could this person possibly have eaten... |
...to get their chuck-up to look like this;
?
Now,I've put some serious thought into this.I discovered this curious little puddle 6 months ago so I've had quite some time to think about it.But&n...
Posted by sunday soup summer complaint on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 10:35:00 PST |
