Jacob

Well it all started when I came out of my momma, I strangled the Doctor for looking at me funny. I got put in Alcatraz immediately after, until around 1923 when Calypso busted me out to participate in his Global Twisted Metal Tournament. I ended up in Post WWI Germany where me and my bud Adolf started our 'Cowlick/.5 Mustache' fan club, and then he got outta hand and I got the hell outta dodge. I swam across the Atlantic to warn our President, but accidently missed my mark and landed in the Arctic where I stayed for 42 years until a science team thawed me out. I came out stronger than ever, and since then have been working for lumber orginzations, uprooting oak trees with my bear hands.