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Are you tired of going to a movie and being sadly dissappointed? You think afterwards "but that movie reviewer in the paper said it was great". Here's the problem.. they're all ancient and they've been drilled in college courses, and on top of that probably have some sort of deal with the advertising companies. So to hell with them. Here at Average Jane Movie reviews you'll get honest opinions of movies without the spoilers all from your average everyday Jane. I will try very hard not to movie bash although there will be exceptions for the truly bad movies ~cough~ Eragon ~cough~. Keep checking back every week for more movie reviews!

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Lilith's Apple Studios

PLEASE check this site out.. it's my new Art Studio website with photography, custom art, prints for sale, sculpture, character/creature design and much more! Click on the banner on my front page or t...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Apr 2009 09:25:00 GMT

Twilight

So I finally got around to seeing this.. funny, the day I go to write this review, i get a comment "What? no twilight review?" ~chuckles~ anyway, here it is.This one started off a little slow and awkw...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Apr 2009 09:22:00 GMT

Them

No not the old black and white about the giant killer ants. This is a mostly french movie, though it takes place in Bucharest, Romania. There are subtitles just so you are aware. A French teacher and ...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Mar 2009 21:06:00 GMT

My Best Friend's Girl

Okay, romantic comedy so of course there is the standard formula. Guy doesn't wanna like girl, guy falls for girl, guy fucks up, guy wins back girl. This is no exception to that rule, it's formula, bu...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Mar 2009 21:00:00 GMT

Eagle Eye

On this one I'm going to start with the good things. First off Shia LeBeouf was amazing in this movie. He showed incredible range in his acting skills and was completely believeable. I've yet to see a...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Feb 2009 22:37:00 GMT

Death Race

This movie is going in my collection. Absolutely loved it. The acting, story, production, special effects, cars all of it was fantastic. It made me jump up and cheer and I haven't done that since 300....
Posted by on Mon, 23 Feb 2009 22:27:00 GMT

My Top Ten Villains

I saw someone else posting their list of Top Ten Villains and thought I'd throw out my favorite bad guys/gals.Nicholas Cage/John Travolta in Face OffGary Oldman in Bram's Stoker's DraculaKevin Spacey ...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Feb 2009 19:02:00 GMT

Cold Prey

This is a fairly decently budgeted film from norway about a group of snowboarders who take up refuge in a huge abandoned ski resort. Once you get used to the subtitles, you come to realize that this f...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Feb 2009 18:45:00 GMT

The Alphabet Killer

Starring Eliza Dushku, Carey Elwes (who was looking a little rough), Micheal Ironside and a whole slew of other recognizable actors. The story is about a female cop, suffering through an adult onset o...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Feb 2009 19:27:00 GMT

Five Across the Eyes

This is a little independent horror flick made near Morristown, TN (home of the Evil Dead Cabin) in Johnson City. That's the reason I watched it, or most of it anyway, fast forwarded through a lot of ...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Feb 2009 20:21:00 GMT