Welcome, my friends and loyal followers, to the MySpace page of Dr. Von Kaiser, the future Emperor of Earth! I was a student at Evil Scientist University with my arch-enemy, Dr. Nemesis , who is always trying to out-do, out-dominate, out-invent, and out-conquer me. But soon, yes... very SOON my ultimate plan to take over the world will be complete and he will see that I am truly more evil than he is.
My favorite color is jade. Not green, but jade. There is a big difference in the shades of those two colors. All of my inventions incorporate jade in some form or fashion. Even my minions are colored jade. I can't reveal details right now, but I'm working on something BIG that involves jade. It should be done before the first of May. Jade, jade, jade, jade, jade. I just love hearing that word. BWA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!