One day Billy and Brett were skating and they stumbled across a gnome, but this was not your ordinary garden gnome... this gnome wore a black trench coat and held a magical purple wand.....Brett then decided to pick the gnome off the hilly brush and pet it. the gnome bit Brett on his good ear. He quicklyy put the satanic gnome in cuffs and turned him into the police. once they got to the police station, Billy and Brett quicky noticed the police officer in the short shorts and thought to ourselves..wtf mayte? the officer rushed over to Billy and gave him a big smile followed by a quivering hello. Billy put his hand out in polightness to shake the strange officers hand. The officer quickly stated "my name is Dylan" Biily replied in awe "Im Gnasty, Billy Gnasty." Shortly after this odd situation, Brett introduced himself. Dylan replied, "you guys look cool, want to start a band? Josh then jumped out of the near by trash can and mentioned he played drums. And now, the two skate rats, the gay cop, and the trash kid joined forces and created a radical Thrash Band called BONELESS! thrash it up!
