♥2 Beers Short of a Good Time ♥

♥Hey Ya'll♥
My name is Molly
♥ Im a pretty laid back person i guess you could say, i love to have a good time, go out hunting and fishing. i guess you could say im a carolina girl to the bone, i love to cook, im not fantastic at it but im getting better. i love to dance,i like watching movies, shopping, beaching it with my friends, going out on the boat, music is a big thing in my life, im always jammin out,i love being with my boyfriend derek i have a blast with him, hes always making me laugh.   
Quotes
"Fiddle-dee-dee. War, war, war. This war talk's spoiling all the fun at every party this spring. I get so bored I could scream." - Scarlett O'Hara
"In the South, the breeze blows softer...neighbors are friendlier, nosier, and more talkative. (By contrast with the Yankee, the Southerner never uses one word when ten or twenty will do)...This is a different place. Our way of thinking is different, as are our ways of seeing, laughing, singing, eating, meeting and parting. Our walk is different, as the old song goes, our talk and our names. Nothing about us is quite the same as in the country to the north and west. What we carry in our memories is different too, and that may explain everything else." -Charles Kuralt in "Southerners: Portrait of a People"
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." - Rhett Butler
(1) The first Southern expression to creep into a transplanted Northerner's vocabulary is the adjective "big ol", as in "big ol truck" or "big ol boy". (2) Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive. (3) As you are cursing the person driving 15 mph in a 55-mph zone, directly in the middle of the road, remember: ALL Southern folks learned to drive on a John Deere, and this is the proper speed and lane position for that vehicle. (4) Don't be worried that you don't understand anyone. They don't understand you, either.
Only a Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit, and that you don't "HAVE" them, you "PITCH" them.
Only a Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc., make up "a mess."
Only a Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of "yonder."
Only a Southerner knows exactly how long "directly" is -- as in: "Going to town, be back directly."
Even Southern babies know that "Gimme some sugar" is not a request for the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl in the middle of the table.
All Southerners know exactly when "by and by" is. They might not use the term, but they know the concept well.
Only a Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad. If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add a large banana puddin'.
Only Southerners grow up knowing the difference between "right near" and "a right far piece." They also know that "just down the road" can be 1 mile or 20.
Only a Southerner both knows and understands the difference between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and po' white trash.
No true Southerner would ever assume that the car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn.
A Southerner knows that "fixin" can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb.
Only Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do "queues," we do "lines," and when we're "in line," we talk to everybody!
Put 100 Southerners in a room and half of them will discover they're related, even if only by marriage.
Southerners never refer to one person as "y'all."
Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them.
Every Southerner knows tomatoes with eggs, bacon, grits, and coffee are perfectly wonderful; that red eye gravy is also a breakfast food; and that fried green tomatoes are not a breakfast food.
When you hear someone say, "Well, I caught myself lookin'," you know you are in the presence of a genuine Southerner!
Only true Southerners say "sweet tea" and "sweet milk." Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it -- we do not like our tea unsweetened. "Sweet milk" means you don't want buttermilk.
And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, "Bless her heart" and go your own way.
"The friend asked why the Rebel Army had continued to fight when defeat was certain. They were simply afraid to go home and face their women." -Gordon Cotton
True grits, more grits, fish, grits, and collards. Life is good where grits are swallered. Roy Blount, Jr.
♥There's always gonna be that one guy that no matter what happens between you two, no matter how long you go without talking, you never stop loving him ♥
♥rule number one of love. you can never just be |[friends]| with someone your in love with..♥
♥Faith sees the invisible, believes the incredible, and recieves the impossible ♥
dear heart.i think you remember me. i tend to not care for your feelings throw you around a lot. sorry for that. i..d just thought i..d warn you that i fell for a boy. be prepared to be shattered. good luck♥
♥0f course i like the whole single - party - fun thing but sometimes i wouldn't mind the whole hugging - holding hands - i'm his girl kinda thing♥
♥You don't choose who you fall for. You just fall, and you get this person who is all wrong, but yet so right at the same time.. you know that you like them so much, except sometimes they just drive you completley insane and no one can explain it. The reason it's so confusing is because it's love.. and if you didn't have any challenges, what would be the point?.....♥......
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