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Hey, you see my friend over there? He is really attracted to your turd cutter!

About Me


Name is Chris "Sillyotto" / "Silly" Silotto. I am 26 years old, Married to a wonderful, beautiful woman named Michelle, and have the cutest, most hyper 2 1/2 year old child of all time, Morghan. My life revolves around the 2 of them, Never been happier. I am an assistant store director at a grocery store. Not glorious, but pays well....Other than that i love music, movies, tattoo's, playing poker ... Video games, and beer, lots and lots of beer, so much that it's probably unhealthy, yet doesn't prevent me from enjoying my liquid gold from my decked out kegerator. I don't care to much right now, i might add more later... I feel dirty enough as it is having this account, bear with me
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Chris Silotto
Birthday: 4-27-1980
Birthplace: Pekin Illinois
Current Location: Ditto
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5-11
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: Italiano
The Shoes You Wore Today: Addidas Sambas
Your Weakness: Beer
Your Fears: Spiders, and getting back onto ladders from high places
Your Perfect Pizza: Mushroom EXTRA Mushrooms
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Make more money, get more out of debt, care for my family better
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol, rofl, etc etc (ITS GAY STOP IT)
Thoughts First Waking Up: why did i drink so much last night
Your Best Physical Feature: my boooooty
Your Bedtime: When the beer is gone
Your Most Missed Memory: Partyin all night with Brad, Bela, Fish and Talbert
Pepsi or Coke: beer
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mcd's hands down
Single or Group Dates: whats dating?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nasty
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: NASTY
Do you Smoke: nadda
Do you Swear: like a fuckin sailor
Do you Sing: only in my car, alone
Do you Shower Daily: never
Have you Been in Love: dman straight
Do you want to go to College: nope
Do you want to get Married: i am dumb ass
Do you belive in yourself: usually not depends on what the situation is
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when i watch fat people dance
Do you think you are Attractive: i have my days
Are you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: best parents EVER
Do you like Thunderstorms: yup
Do you play an Instrument: the skin flute
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: ha ha are you serious? try every day fucker
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: drugs are bad, hate 'em
In the past month have you gone on a Date: only with my WIFE
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: dont think so
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: noe, but they are delicious
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: acctually i have
In the past month have you been on Stage: not this month, just the one in my head
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope, im married, unless you count getting turned down for sex
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nadda
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes, my wifes heart daily
Ever been Drunk: EVERY NIGHT
Ever been called a Tease: dont think so
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: yup
How do you want to Die: quick and painless
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: happy
What country would you most like to Visit: anywhere outside of illinois makes me happy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: dont care
Favourite Hair Color: dont care
Short or Long Hair: dont care
Height: dont care
Weight: dont care
Best Clothing Style: depends on personality
Number of Drugs I have taken: drugs are bad
Number of CDs I own: to many
Number of Piercings: stretched ears, nose ring, so 2
Number of Tattoos: a lot
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1

My Interests

Music, Movies, poker, .. poker, video games, and last but not least my family.

I'd like to meet:

Marilyn Manson, Rob Zombie, Les Claypool, Tommy Lee, Mick Mars, Gene Simmons, Paul Stanley, Maynard James Keenan, Jonathan Davis, David Cross, would have loved to meet Mitch Hedberg, Ozzy Osbourne so i can kick him is his balls for canceling 2 shows in central Illinois i had tickets to one of which being Black Sabbath and Pantera, The person who invented Big League Chew, Any major player for the Bears, Cowboys, and Cubs past and present. There's more i know, but hell.

Get a fartingguy!

Music:


Marilyn Manson, Rob Zombie, Mindless Self Indulgence, Soulfly, Pantera, Mudvayne, Kittie, Otep, Taxi War Dance (with Brad Kurland), Primus, Korn, Rage against the machine, Tool, Bloodhound gang, 10 years, HED (p.e.), American Head Charge, Beastie Boys, Bloodsimple, chickenLab, Chimaira, Death Bunnies, FKA SHIII Records Inc., Deftones, DVDA, old Incubus, ICP, Kiss, Maylene and the sons of disaster, Nonpoint, Papa Roach, The Pimps, Sevendust, Skrape, Slipknot, Snot, Spineshank, 1 Sponge song, Stabbing Westward, Wesley Willis, Static-x, System of a down, some Taproot, Weezer, White Zombie, ummm that's not it, but whatever.
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Movies:

Ummmm way to many to list,GOOD horror flicks of old, even the ones of old that have someone filtered onto present time.Comedy,that about sums it up. And the Paradise Lost , on the West Memphis three, looking forward to PL3!
Ummmm way to many to list, GOOD horror flicks of old, even the ones of old that have someone filtered onto present time. And, Comedy, that about sums it up. And the Paradise Lost Series, on the West Memphis three, looking forward to PL3

Television:

SIMPSONS!!! Family guy, House, ER, Bones, Standoff, Justice, American Idol (I know i know, but i got hooked last year, it sucks, I'm such a little bitch) Boondocks, Robot Chicken, ATHF, South Park, Stella, Reno 911!, The State, Ghost Hunters, Law and Order SVU, The Office, My name is Earl, Shark,

Books:

ummmm only books i have ever read cover to cover is the Gene Simmons Bio, The Dennis Rodman Bio, and The Marilyn Manson bio, which was fucking amazing by the way

Heroes:

Myself for being so cool and kick ass. Drawn by Zack Keedy, God of all artists.

My Blog

Loser

Well, i sold my soul to the devil, and got a myspace account. And if i could i would add myself to my friends list, to post comments to myself, so i dont feel like such a loser...
Posted by The Passion of the Chris on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 08:28:00 PST