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Clive

Breath in, Bitch out

About Me

Ok, Hiya, Im Clive, im 18, i am a bit of a bastard so woohoo! You will probably find me on a night out down the jolly, actualy not a night out, recently i seem to be down there every night! lol and yeah, u know its bad when u get there and the bar staff ask if u want your usual. lol oh well. I consider myself to be the role model for everyone on a thursday, the £10 all u can drink? well, i stand at a record of 7 drinks in 10 minutes, and seeing as that includes the waiting time to get a drink, i think thats quite good!.
ok, a little bit about the people i know. i have a group of bitches, blatently, Steph ( The girl has a big laugh, although she can be a stupid twat sometimes, cause really, she tried to out pace me on a thursday down the jolly. common man?!) and Amy ( its suprising the volume able to be projected from some1 that small....). anyway, they r they.
i also have my town friends, Pip, Tasha, and i suppose i should include Rachel and Sarah into this even though they haven't given me my christmas or my birthday present yet, (this being the 11th August and my birthday is on the 12th of January, if i really need to give u the date for christmas though, oh boy...)
Ok, Now here's a biggy. lol the drinkers. Of course i go out and drink with all the above, but now its serious alcoholics time. Gotta start with Dean, Only person ive ever met who has a chance of keeping up with me, and thats an achievement! (And yes we do only drink vodka and lemonade, the important point being no ice! and thats to all u who want to buy us a drink. lol) Dale, he doesn't stand a chance in the amount he can drink compared to me, but u know he goes out enough keep me company, so i suppose its worth me having to keep carrying him back to his flat. lol I do of course have a lot of other friends, but i am ever so slightly tired right now so i'll update and give this a bit more later, really i will.
Now lets get all selfish again and talk about me, again, i like repetition. So, i have a number of things that i do say a lot, and i'll give u a little bit of an example, just to fill up some space. lol I suppose the term could be catchphrase, i have a few, such as joy of joys, aggie!, blatently bringing that back. i do say blatently a lot, although i really am not a chav, i dont wear hats. I mean common. that is one that i just slip into the conversation all of the time, i dont notice it really, but the funny thing is, mine is I mean common, Steph's is I mean please, and they were both molded into our vocabularies seperatly, crazy shit. I like to say mofo a lot, but of course with an accent cause then its blatently so much cooler. I really do love the sarcasm, im forever doing it. and i have just realised how much ive gone on so im thinking im gonna stop for now. lol but if you want to know anything else then just msn me
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My Interests

Well, i like to talk, just generally, im very chatty and opinionated. I'm offensive as well so i like bantering, but only in a funny way if it gets serious its no fun. lol um..... i like eating, i eat like a pig but im still thin, i do get moaned at for that, but i think its f*kkin great. lol Of course there is, well, any night down the jolly, where u will usually find me, although thursdays are MY day.. lol

I'd like to meet:

any1, cause u know, i'll talk to any1, i just may be alittle slow in replying... lol

Sexy Bitches

Music:

snow patrol, HIM and Marilyn Manson, death rock and whatever your meant to say to that, woohoo. lol and also, as a sideline, i like Alanis Morissette, just generally very melodic so of the good, Boy Kill Boy, My Chemical Romance, Blondie, yes it is true, Bif naked, and some others that have actually gone from my head right now. Four Star Mary, that should suffice.

Movies:

although most people think they r really rubbishy, i like all those sort of comic book films, kinda sad but i dont care. i like this really old film called "the fearless vampire Killers" or "Pardon me, but your teeth are in my neck" that makes me laugh, i like the goonies, oh the fat kid!!!! lol

Television:

My all time favourite TV show is Buffy the Vampire Slayer, i was gutted when that got canceled B*ASTADS!!!!!, i've watched neighbours since i was born pretty much so i like that lol, i like ER, Nip Tuck, Desperate Housewives and Big Brother!!!!!

Books:

I used to read a lot, but i have so little time now that i rarely have the opportunity to read one book exclusively, however through school work, there are a number of books ive enjoyed, Tipping the velvet is one, by Sarah Waters, totally not all about the lesbians, honestly good read. A clockwork Orange, the film version is so shit, but when u read it, u really understand the point of it all. The wanting seed, and oh i suppose i'll think of some more sometime soon...

Heroes:

I dont really have any hero's, i dont really think that they r a good thing cause who wants to live your life like some1 else or achieve something just like them, i want to do something that will be more individual then merely a mock up of what some1 else has done

My Blog

Pictures

http://www.flickr.com/photos/64509881@N00/   have a lil looky, has a few pictures on it, not many at the moment cause i feel too icky to really bother. lol but yeah i'll upload some more in the n...
Posted by Clive on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 03:57:00 PST

Don't you just love UCAS?

well, i have officially had all of my ofers in, woo! only took about a month, not bad at all i reckon. lol so yeah sheffield turned me down  but bovered? i mean really, do i wanna go all the way ...
Posted by Clive on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 07:28:00 PST

hmmmmm

ok then, its a new year, and i have only written one blog b4 now, so i think i should write another one, but i dont actually know what to put, so i think im gonna have a bit of a ramble, shocker. Ok,...
Posted by Clive on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 01:52:00 PST

ok, here goes...

Ok, right, ive had this myspace thing for some time now, and so i suppose its about time i used it. It's been a few days since i got my AS results, and i got a D in chemistry, which i am well chuf...
Posted by Clive on Fri, 26 Aug 2005 01:52:00 PST