MUH NAME IZ FREDDY...MUH FRIENDZ CALL ME <~$~B!GD@WG~$~>THO...I WAZ BORN IN GRANADA, NICARAGUA...THATZ RITE IM NICA AND PROUD...SO FUKK PPL HATIN ON UZ JUZ CUZ WE NICAS... ANYWAYZ...I'VE BEEN RAIZED MOST OF MUH LYFE...SINCE I WAZ 7 YEARZ OL...IN D@DE COUNTY...MIAMI,FL RITE IN LIL HAVANA... WHERE ALL THE GOONZ BE AT AND I LUV IT...IM THE LAYD BACC TYPE OF GUY DAT HAZ LUV FO ANYONE DAT SHOWZ LUV BACC...NEVA THE ONE 2 START ANY BEEF OR RUN FROM IT...IF I GET RESPECT YOU'RE GONNA GET RESPECT 2, ITZ DAT SIMPLE...AND MUH FRIENDZ ARE LIKE FAMILY...IF U FUKK WITH DEM THEN U GOTTA FUKK WIT ME...OTHER THEN DAT ITZ ALL GUD...ANYTHANG ELSE U WANNA KNOW BOUT ME...JUZ GIVE ME A HOLLA <[:.El Nica.:.>]
~1~El Nica no Se emborracha: se mama
~2~El Nica no tiene novia: tiene hyna
~3~El Nica no saluda: dice que paso maje
~4~El Nica No tiene amigos: tiene brotheres, poffys, prixes
~5~El Nica no se cae: Se Descachimba
~6~El Nica no hace el amor: COGE!!!!
~7~El Nica no se burla: se caga de risa
~8~El Nica no dice prostituta: dice PLAYO
~9~El Nica no se enamora: se encula.
~10~El Nica no convence: habla paja
~11~El Nica no se lanza: se tira
~12~El Nica no busuquea: chacobea, prensa o afinca
~13~El Nica no dice que estas loco/loca: Dice te pica el culo
~14~El Nica no acaricia: soba
~15~El Nica no molesta: jode
~16~El Nica No dice jueputa: Dice Juelacienputa
~17~El Nica no come: se harta
~18~El Nica no se molesta: se arrecha, se encachimba, se enturca...
~19~El Nica no te golpea: te da un turcazo
~20~El Nica no te ordena: te manda
~21~El Nica no tiene amantes: tiene queridas
~22~El Nica no sufre de diarrea: le da cagadera
~23~El Nica no se fracasa: se jode
~24~El Nica no va rapido: va como pedo de mula
~25~El Nica no trepa: se encarama o engancha
~26~El Nica no toma siesta: se hecha un peloncito
~27~El Nica no corre ligero: va a toda verga
~28~El Nica no fiestea: BACANALEA!!!!
~29~El Nica no le duele el estomago: le duele la panza o la barriga
~30~El Nica no te da besos: te da una prensadita
~31~El Nica no corteja: carretea
~32~El Nica no vomita: hecha el perreo
~33~El Nica no se preocupa: se aflige
~34~El Nica no hace algo muy bien: lo hace pijudo o tuani
~35~El Nica no se pone triste: se agueva
~36~El Nica no toma coca: toma gaseosa
~37~El Nica no es cualquier cosa: es.....NICA!!!
...::About Me::...
Full Name: FREDDY
Eye Color: BROWN
Hair Color: BLACK
Height: 5' 7''
Shoe Size: 11.5
Ring Size: DUNNO
Heritage: LATINO- NICARAGUA TILL I DIE
Graduating Year: CLASS OF 95'
Birthdate: OCTOBER 23 1975
Zodiac Sign: SCORPIO
...::Firsts::...
Concert: REGGAE
Best Friend: CHRISS
Crush: NOT WORTH 2 MENTION
Pet: NONE
Sport: FOOTBALL
...::Have You Ever::...
Sky Dived: MAYBE ONE DAY
Bungee Jumped: I AINT DAT FUKKIN KRAZY
Gone out of the Country: NAH BUT PLANNIN 2
Beaten Someone Up: YEP BUT NUTHIN 2 BE PROUD OF
Gotten Beat Up: ONCE
Killed an Animal: NOPE
Swam in the Ocean: NAH
Broke the Law: NEVA BEEN BUSTED THO
Smoked: QUIT SMOKIN WEED LAST YEAR
Chewed Tobacco: SHYT NASTY NO
Drank: PLENTY OF ALCOHOL
Been Kissed: YES
Been In Love: YES
Dumped Someone: NO
Been Dumped: YES
Broken Someone's heart: NO
Had Your Heart Broken: YES AND IM MAN ENUFF 2 ADMIT IT
Liked Someone Who Didn't Like You Back: COURSE WHO HASNT
Broken A Bone: ARM AND LEG
Had Surgery: APPENDIX REMOVED
Had an X-ray or MRI: YEP
Failed a Class: PLENTY OF TYMEZ BACC IN HIGH SKOOL
...::Favorites::...
Color: BLACK, BLUE, AND WHYTE
Food: LATINO BUT LUV SOUL FOOD
Drink: COKE
Snack: SOFT COOKIEZ
Cereal: CHEERIOZ
Ice Cream: COOKIEZ ICE CREAM
Candy: BUBBLE GUM
Restaurant: RED LOBSTER
Fast Food Place: MCDONALDZ
Store: URBAN GEAR
Animal: PITBULL
Quote: KEEP UR FRIENDZ CLOSE, KEEP UR ENEMYZ CLOSER
Sport To Play: FOOTBAL
Sport To Watch: FOOTBALL AND B-BALL
Movie: THE FRIDAY SERIEZ
TV Show: MTV JUZ FO THE MUSIK VIDEOZ
Type Of Music: HIP HOP-R&B
Band: DUNNO
Singer: R. KELLY
Song: AINTIN DATZ POPPIN OFF
...::This//Or//That::...
Pepsi or Coke: COKE
Vanilla or Chocolate: BOTH
Cake or Ice Cream: ICE CREAM
McDonalds or Burger King: MCDONALDZ
Love or Money: CANT LIVE WITHOUT BOTH
Music or TV: CRANKIN UP THE TUNEZ
Cat or Dog: DOGGZ
Mom or Dad: MOM MADE ME THE MAN I AM
Truck or Car: MUH CHEVY CAPRICE SITTIN ON DUBZ
Ocean or Lake: LAKE
Yahoo or Hotmail: YAHOO
Google or AJ: GOOGLE
Light or Dark: DARK
Country or City: SHYT THE CITY NEVA SEE ME IN THE COUNTRY
Rain or Sunshine: RAIN TIRED OF THE SUNSHINE IN MIAMI
...::The Opposite Sex::...
First Thing You Notice: EYEZ
Personality or Looks: LOOKZ ARE GOOD BUT PERSONALITY IZ WUT MATTERZ
Hair Color: DOEZNT REALLY MATTER
Eye Color: LUV BLUE EYEZ DOESNT REALLY MATTER THO
Short or Tall: DUN MATTER
Romanic or Spontaneous: ROMANTIC
Sense of Humor or Sweet: LUV SWEET FEMALEZ WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR
Hook up or Relationship: RELATIONSHIP
...::Currently::...
Feeling: HAPPY
Listening To: EIGHTBALL AND M.J.G ALBUM
Wanna: GO PARTYIN WITH MUH PPL
Doing Besides Typing: LISTENIN 2 MUSIK
Thinking About: SUMONE SPECIAL
Wearing: BLACK DICKIEZ, BLACK AIR FORCE 1, BLACK CAP
In Love: WANT 2
Single: YES
Best Friends: PPL I KICK IT WITH
...::The Future::...
Career: BE MUH OWN BOSS
Marriage: SOMEDAY
Kids: WANT 3 KIDZ ATLEAST
