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Greg Briney

Harumph.

About Me

In my world, the alphabet starts with 'C', and goes up from there. --- I have no filter. --- I may have grown older, but I have refused to grow up! In the last 10 years I've managed to have never been married, 'dated' a few women (having a relationship here and there along the way), produced no offspring that I am aware of, stayed out of the criminal justice system, began a dream career...twice, & bought a house. *** I'm a Washington, D.C. firefighter, and have the greatest job in the world (this previous statement DOES NOT apply when I am on the ambulance). *** A few years a ago I met a wonderful young lady named Adrienne. She was a senior at Georgetown University, who earned a graduate degree from THE George Washington University. Despite her obviously high level of intelligence, I was able to convince her to date me. Damn I'm smooth! It's been the best four and a half years of her life. Her only faults are that she's a midget, and can't whistle. Loser. ***

My Interests

Pearl Jam, Firefighting, Music, College Football, FSU Football, Nebraska Football, Michigan Football, the beach, Pro Football, History, Cars, learning how to be a homeowner, home audio & video, computers, XBox 360, Civilization Revolution, NCAA Football 09, Madden 09, Call of Duty 3

I'd like to meet:

Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, Kim Jung Il, Pol Pot, Idi Amin, Joseph Goebbels, Genghis Khan, George W. Bush, & Dick Cheney.

Music:

Pearl Jam, Pearl Jam, Pearl Jam, Muse, The Who, Big Wreck, Sixpence None the Richer, Third Eye Blind, Queensryche, Neil Young, Rage Against the Machine, KoRn, 311, Deftones, Jack Johnson, Ben Harper, Brad, The Beach Boys, Creedence Clearwater Revival, oldies, classic rock, folk rock, hip-hop (expecially old school)

Movies:

Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Red Dawn, X-Men, Saving Private Ryan, The Austin Powers franchise, Can't Hardly Wait, The American Pie franchise, 100 Girls, Big Fish, Ladder 49, The Girl Next Door, Batman - The Dark Knight, Into The Wild

Television:

College football, NFL football, 24, Rescue Me, Nip Tuck, My Name is Earl, The Office, Six Degrees, Family Guy, The Simpsons, How I Met Your Mother, Grey's Anatomy (It's Adrienne's fault!), Studio 60..., What About Brian, Married With Children, The Simpsons, NYPD Blue, The History Channel

Books:

words?

Heroes:

Nobody in particular, but athletes & musicians are not heroes. Teachers, social workers, volunteers, police officers, firefighters, the men and women in our armed forces, and the other thousands of people who make a difference (large and small) everyday are this dysfunctional world's true heroes.