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All the way RAY

'A slutty party girl is fun... until she pukes on your shoes! Then she's just a pain in the ass!' -H

About Me


Create your own friendquiz hereMy name is Raymond, but you can call me Ray. First of all, if you're here you might as well leave me a comment... or a message. Whether you know me, or want to get to know me. I'm approachable and easy to get along with. I love the Lakers, SF Giants (as you can tell), and the 49ers (talk your shit, i'm immune to it. Just keep it friendly). I love to talk about sports... but not as much as I love to talk about LOVE (too corny? had to throw that in for the ladies, lol). Check out my blogs if u want, it's basically like me thinking thru the keyboard. That's what goes on in my dome. Don't take me seriously, 'cause i don't, lol... UNLESS YOU PISS ME OFF... just kidding... but not really. lol, PEACE!!!
Which "Saved By The Bell" Character Are You? Sucka Free like whoa! Can't forget them Laker boyz.. width="425" height="350" ....SAN QUINN - HELL YEAH

My Interests

Sports, music, and uh... oh yeah... DRINKING. "Call it what you wanna call it..."
I'M A FU*KIN' ALCOHOLIC (nothing to be proud of!!)
Time to go back to step one. What Kind of Drunk Are You? DAMN DRINKING QUIZ!!What alcohol are you??
PATRONE

You are a laid back and relaxed drinker! Patrone is one of the most finest tequillas known! It also shows you have a very expensive taste on your tongue!!

Take this testI had the baby one first... so I HAD to get the Mama one. Now they're a family. I'm sweet.Celebrating after the 1st game of the seasonT, Me, Regina, Cheezy, Johnny B.Ronald,Diaz,Mike G,Me,Johnny BThe cousins and myself.Ang, Me, & Reg on Ang's 18th B-dayMe and cousin Amber John, Jen, & Cheezy. Anything else I gotta say?Chillin with Ron Superior and Johnny B. Mike has one question: "Got milk?" Jen telling the camera: "Crack is wack."Just meBro, Sis, Mom, & Me w/ food in my mouth.Unknown girl that I like to claim as Reg. Val doing her world-famous "Turtle Dance"!

I'd like to meet:

Rosario in Rent (explanation in my blog) Nadine Velazquez is too hot for TV, although she's on TV ("my name is earl") Alyssa Milano above and Kristy Swanson below (story in my blog as well) My future wife Mariah, she just doesn't know yet. The question is "When?" Nikki Reed..

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Music:

I like all kinds of music:WORKING OUT: Rob Zombie, Drowning Pool, Disturbed, Slayer, Sevendust, System of a down, Rammstein, Pantera, Deftones, Shadows Fall, HED P.E., Korn, Rage Against the Machine, Scum of the Earth, much much more.CHILLIN: Mac D-R-E (R.I.P.), Dre Dog (I still call him Dre Dog), Sublime, San Quinn, Royce da 5'9", DANZIG, Tech N9ne, Crooked I, Dubee, PSD, J. Diggs, Frontline, Smoov-E, Foo Fighters, Queens of the Stone Age, the Team, Keak, Yukmouth, that's all I can think of off the top of the dome... oh yeah, I almost forgot PRINCE!!DRANKIN': Santana, Eagles, Danzig again, and trusty old 97.9. Shouts to Wammy Sammy!

Movies:

Old School, 40-yr. old Virgin, Wedding Crashers, Office Space, Dirty Work, Screwed, White Men Can't Jump, Major League 1&2, Hoosiers, the Program, Necessary Roughness, Great White Hype, Anchorman, the Fan. Mostly comedies I love to laugh. You don't need to like it, but please respect it.

Books:

"Comeback" by Dave Dravecky (former SF Giants pitcher), "I Had a Hammer" by Hank Aaron, "Quarterblack" by Doug Williams

Heroes:

He'll make you laughHe'll make you cry... by kicking your ass!Also, The Incredible Hulk (talk about gettin pumped up.

My Blog

I've fallen victim to the one they call "love"!

APRIL FOOLS!!!!!  i'm not in love... i'm still single... and lonely?  lol, it's april 1st ya'll, get your jokes in!PEACE!!!ps.  if u read this and were fooled, please leave a comment sa...
Posted by Mattress Mack on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 01:07:00 PST

Man Laws!! RULES TO LIVE BY!

1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jol...
Posted by Mattress Mack on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 05:16:00 PST

BEER, BASEBALL, & BABES!

okay, so there's no convo about "babes", but i'm lonely :-(  lol, j/k hello everybody, i went to Thirty Thursday today and absolutely loved it.  i was pretty full from applebee's earlier, bu...
Posted by Mattress Mack on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 02:32:00 PST

14 Reasons to date a baseball player!

i haven't posted a blog for a minute... but this was too funny (and true) not to post.  i jacked this from J-Rod... thanx alot dude, where'd u find this?  oh yeah, number 8's my fav. 14 Reas...
Posted by Mattress Mack on Tue, 09 May 2006 02:48:00 PST

I never meant to hurt you!

all i can say is i'm sorry.  if u ever gave me another chance, i know i could prove to you how much i really need you.  until then, take care of yourself.  I love you!
Posted by Mattress Mack on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 04:46:00 PST

ALCOHOLoscopes

I'm a Gemini.  read what it says about me and tell me if it really describes me.  i don't think it does, but i may just be in denial.  lemme know please.  PEACE!!!   ALCOHOLOS...
Posted by Mattress Mack on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 12:25:00 PST

Valentine's day, the new year, etc.

It's been a flippin' (yeah, i said flippin, props to Napolean... what what) minute since i posted a damn blog.  Some people might call me lazy, to them I give them a big F*** you... okay on secon...
Posted by Mattress Mack on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 03:03:00 PST

ALYSSA MILANO'S BIRTHDAY!!

"Candy girl, you are my world."  Sorry, that song's been stuck in my head since I put it as my profile song, my own fault.  So, first things first, Happy birthday Alyssa Milano!  She tu...
Posted by Mattress Mack on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 11:29:00 PST

My sign!

Okay, this is my second blog in like, a half hour.  But thanx to Boogie, here is what my sign supposedly says about me, if u believe in that.  It's a little tricky because i've been told tha...
Posted by Mattress Mack on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 02:15:00 PST

RENT!

I finally saw this movie on saturday and completely loved it.  if u like musicals, u'll like it.  if not, check it out, u might like it anyway.  While watching this movie i fell in love...
Posted by Mattress Mack on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 01:45:00 PST