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About Me

THIS PAGE IS DEDICATED IN LOVING MEMORY TO JOSE'OLE' ESQ. 8/94-4/30/08, 8:20PM. REST IN PEACE, ANGEL!PLEASE VISIT MY RAINBOW RESIDENCY PAGE AT : http://rainbowsbridge.com/residents/JOSEO001/Resident.htmAND SIGN MY GUESTBOOK, AMIGOS!!! XOXOHola! I'm a little bit country, a little bit rock n' roll... I am an 13.5 year old, brindle, gentleman Chihuahua, with a lust for life and new carpeting. I shared my home with 2 humans, and 3 other Chihuahuas, Mischa (8) and Chip (18) and now Patrick (11). My mom is an animal rescuer and hoarder in training: KIDDING! Nothing funny about hoarders, kids. Mischa wears Estee' Lauder's Cinnabar and smells like a tuna boat (I call the combined scent "Tuna-bar") and Chip has a magic eye. I smell like a vacuum bag and when I sweat, my chest perm gets a nice wave to it. Neither of us have teeth because we used to belong to some billys in the wilds of Missouri on what is also known as a puppy mill (yeah, great concept people!!). I like to eat, un-eat on the rug, pee, poop, pee again and snuggle. Anyways, I am here for fun, since I just got my certificate in "Internet Basics" and ESL at the Comm. College. Please send pics of yourself, preferably laying across fresh carpeting!No rattails, druggies, game players, marrieds, strays, manges, flea bags or intacts, please.
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I'd like to meet: The cast of Top Chef, the makers of "Urine Be Gone", Speck from "Pee-Wee's Big Adventure", Ubu, Cesar Millan, Presidente Fox, Irish Wolfhounds, Romance from "I love NY", Willy Wonka, Ikea rug designers, Air Bud, Milo and Otis, Lassie, The tiny jazz musician from the Zatarain's rice boxes, Dingoes, Scooby, Scrappy, Snoopy, Snoop Dogg, Tha Dogg Pound, Lil Bow Wow, Triumph, Mr. Bojangles and Rocky Balboa from "Dog Show" on SNL, Menudo, P. Diddy so I can have a "chat" with him about the dog fur on his Sean John coats!!!, the Taco Bell Chi (the bitch, not the male), Dog the Bounty Hunter, Meredith Baxter Birney, Benji, the CEO of Petland, Dude the Pug, Sam the World's Ugliest Dog (R.I.P. brotha), Foodies, other toothless dogs.

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Jose' can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee.Jose' can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant.Jose' was named after Jose' the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life'.In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of Jose'.The colour of Jose' is no indication of his spiciness, but size usually is.Jose' is the world's smallest mammal!Jose' is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.A thimbleful of Jose' would weigh over 100 million tons.Never store Jose' at room temperature.The fingerprints of Jose' are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene! I am interested in - do tell me about
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My Blog

Easy reference for companies that DON'T test on animals!

COMPANIES THAT DON'T TEST ON ANIMALS..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> An easy reference! Most of the products listed below can be easily found at a vari...
Posted by on Thu, 17 May 2007 12:43:00 GMT

The dirty, little secret of the Midwest Amish.

Amish Country: It's not just buggies and furniture. ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> The dirty, little secret of the ..:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schema...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 12:02:00 GMT

What's with all the Animal Rights stuff?

On behalf of my mom: The subject of this blog, as well as its title, comes from a common question that has been asked of me a lot recently. Most who know me, have always been well aware of my involvem...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 12:36:00 GMT

The Animal Rescuer's Creed

Posted on behalf of my mom, Janelle. I am an Animal RescuerMy job is to assist God's creatures. I was born with the need to fulfill their needs. I take in new family members without plan, thoug...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 12:02:00 GMT

10 Little Known Facts About Dogs

10 LITTLE-KNOWN FACTS ABOUT DOGS..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> By: Janelle and Jose'Ole' Dogs shed. Dogs are covered in a substance known as "fur" or...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 11:21:00 GMT

Dogue Magazine-Almost Famous!

Its me, Jose' Ole'. So, I cleaned up my page a little bit and changed my profile song to one I know you will all enjoy...I know my Tijuana friends will know what time it is!I figured since I got a job...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 15:30:00 GMT

Example of a PetStore casualty

Just 1 of MILIIONS of examples of the lies behind the smiles at Petland and other pet stores. Puppy Mills and Pet Stores go hand in hand, so please read this story and others like it at stoppuppymills...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 15:27:00 GMT

Friend or Faux? Asian Dog Fur Atrocity..Pls read. No pics.

FRIEND OR FAUX: WHICH FUR WILL YOU BE WEARING THIS YEAR? ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> By: Janelle E. In addition to showing compassion toward the ou...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 13:37:00 GMT

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Backyards are for poopy, not for Snoopy: there is no such thing as an "outside dog". By: Janelle E. Winter is officially upon us here in the northern part of the country, and for most of us, we...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 13:35:00 GMT