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Growler

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I like sitting on a bench in cotteridge shouting at school childeren who get off the number 47 bus. The ones that are brave enough to shout back i try to chase but i usualy fall over because i am so twisted. I try to get through 30 cans of carling and 4 bottles of white lightening a day although it is difficult when asbo youths steal my remaining booze when i fall asleep, please can i have it back!! PLEASE!!
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The theiving cunts who stole my cans for a start!! grrrrrrrr
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Name: Growler
Birthday: 22nd may
Birthplace: 47 bus stop, cotteridge, birmingham
Current Location: the bench outside the 47 bus stop, cotteridge, birmingham
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: silver
Height: tall
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: 100% british ham
The Shoes You Wore Today: none
Your Weakness: give in too easily too beer
Your Fears: small childeren can be scary
Your Perfect Pizza: soaked in cider
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: spend at least 3 nights in a bed, a real bed
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: grrrrrrrrrrr
Thoughts First Waking Up: alchoholic apple juice
Your Best Physical Feature: my fists and remaining teeth
Your Bedtime: after dark
Your Most Missed Memory: front teeth
Pepsi or Coke: white lightening
MacDonalds or Burger King: one would be good
Single or Group Dates: what???
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: rather drink piss
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate all day long
Cappuccino or Coffee: whatever pino gives me
Do you Smoke: excessively
Do you Swear: fuck off
Do you Sing: i make noises
Do you Shower Daily: do i what??
Have you Been in Love: yes once
Do you want to get Married: suppose so
Do you belive in yourself: if you dont believe in yourself nobody will
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when the worlds turning !?!?!?!
Do you think you are Attractive: everybody looks twice
Are you a Health Freak: i take care of myself
Do you get along with your Parents: i was brought up by dingles
Do you like Thunderstorms: not if im out in them
Do you play an Instrument:
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: does white spirit count?
In the past month have you Smoked: too much
In the past month have you been on Drugs: i dont know
In the past month have you gone on a Date: havent had a date in 32 years, but im available ;-)
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: i sat outside the grosvener for an hour
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i ate haf a digestive biscuit i found uner a seat on the 18
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: fuck offffff!!!!!
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes... no
In the past month have you been Dumped: ive had stones thrown at me
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: ooohhh yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: stole half a can of carling of the northfield tramp
Ever been Drunk: ever been sober???
Ever been called a Tease: never
Ever been Beaten up: yeh and they know who they are and they know im coming for them
Ever Shoplifted: every now and then
How do you want to Die: drunk in the gutter
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: an astronought
What country would you most like to Visit: uganda
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: blonde
Short or Long Hair: not fussy
Height: not realy fussed, smaller than me
Weight: grrrrrrrrrrrrr
Best Clothing Style: reebok classics, addidas joggers, lonsdale hoody and a cap
Number of Drugs I have taken: 3849
Number of CDs I own: 2
Number of Piercings: one on my nipple
Number of Tattoos: 46
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i regret more things in my life than im happy about! i hate myself!!!

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