Find out what may really mean when they say... |
Find out what may really mean when they say..."I'M GOING FISHING"Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete...
Posted by ~*Alissa*~ on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 12:47:00 PST |
LOOK |
Each player of this game starts with six weird things or habits about yourself. People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own six weird things or habits, AND STATE THIS RULE CLEARLY. In the ...
Posted by ~*Alissa*~ on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 09:20:00 PST |
Chuck Norris Facts |
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of ...
Posted by ~*Alissa*~ on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 10:30:00 PST |
Strange laws |
Theaters in Glendale, California can show horror films only on Monday, Tuesday, or Wednesday.
You can't plow a cotton field with an elephant in North Carolina.
In Lehigh, Nebraska it's against the law...
Posted by ~*Alissa*~ on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 09:49:00 PST |
Things To Ponder Round 4 |
Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?If a man is standing in the middle of th...
Posted by ~*Alissa*~ on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 11:59:00 PST |
Good Comebacks |
Man: "Haven't we met before?"Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."Man: "Is this seat emp...
Posted by ~*Alissa*~ on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 11:00:00 PST |
Things that annoy me. |
when people point at their wrist when asking for the time.i no where my watch is, wheres yours asshole.when people say "no offence but..." and then harshly offend you.when your parents ask you "have y...
Posted by ~*Alissa*~ on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 10:55:00 PST |
Redneck Letter. lol. |
Dear Redneck Son;I'm writing this letter slow because I know you can't read fast.We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 mile...
Posted by ~*Alissa*~ on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 10:41:00 PST |
Things To Ponder round 3 |
Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are consideredassassinated instead of just murdered?If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have b...
Posted by ~*Alissa*~ on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 11:06:00 PST |
Things To Ponder round 2 |
1. Why do you park in a driveway and drive in a parkway?2. Why do you have a hot-water heater when you dont need to heat hot water?3. Why is an orange an orange and an apple not a red?4...
Posted by ~*Alissa*~ on Sat, 08 Oct 2005 12:18:00 PST |
