unicorns and boyfriends |
trying to find a good boyfriend is like trying to find a unicorn.
Posted by on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 17:02:00 GMT |
ALIENS ARE COMING |
ATTENTION: ALIENS ARE COMING TO ABDUCT ALL THE GOOD LOOKING AND SEXY PEOPLE. YOU WILL BE SAFE; I'M JUST POSTING THIS TO SAY GOODBYE.LOVE
SARAH
Posted by on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 16:57:00 GMT |
My Conversation With Ashkan About Chilean Muppets |
So Ashkan told me a few weeks ago that he had bought me a birthday present while he was in Chile. I asked him if it was a muppet. He said yes. This is what transcribed on myspace aft...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 20:25:00 GMT |
my interview with someone important |
important person: So Sarah, the world wants to know... are you and Jennifer Aniston really going to devise a revenge plan on Brad and Angelina involving tube socks and string cheese?
Sarah: Well Frank...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 17:55:00 GMT |
GIRAFFES |
Cheat Sheet on Giraffes (good for slumber parties and barroom brawls):
" Giraffes invented plastic. "No, not plastic--latex. My bad. Still, though isn't that amazing?"
" Frequently Asked Question: W...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Sep 2005 01:20:00 GMT |
