The Sweeney profile picture

The Sweeney

Until it ends, the story is unfolding...

About Me

I love comedy...some people say that I'm funny...I guess I'm modest. I got two tatoos, one on each arm and wouldn't mind more...just need the money...it's funny to think that I am afraid of needles...eh. I don't like fake people. Just be yourself damn it, I appreciate that more than someone trying to be something they're not. Stop thinking about what other people think of you and think for yourself. Who says that the opinions of other people weigh more than the opinions of yourself? Anyway...other friends say that I am a chill person to hang out with...you should find that out on your own

My Interests

I've gotten into bowling...I'm not that good, but I have fun. I hang out at Shisha and Zaaza a lot. It's full of great people, food, and drinks. Being "of age," I like to have a few beers, glasses of wine, and "another caucasian, Gary" (white russians). Playing pool...hmm...kind of like bowling...not good, but I like to have fun. Music...I can not live without it. I love movies...don't like to spend the money to see them in theatres, so I wait for the dvd. I like cars, comedy shows (first Thursday of every month...wise acres in Tysons...Rob and Adam), and people...like to meet them, talking is usually good. I am very approachable.

Hairy Henry
People Iced: Thirty One
Car Bombs Planted: Fifteen
Favorite Weapon Bag Full Of Doorknobs
Arms Broken: Nine
Eyes Gouged: Twenty Three
Tongues Cut Off: Two
Biggest Enemy: The Knuckle Bruiser
Get Your HITMAN Name

I'd like to meet:

Nice people, not fake or full of needless, stupid drama. I am not judgemental...don't even try to put me into a category with some other "Christians" who claim they're going somewhere special just because they memorized a few verses and everyone else is just gonna burn...uh how about no...I am not one of those, so don't follow stereotypes. I accept everyone's opinion, and I think everyone should have an opinion of their own. I DO NOT WANT ANY STALKERS!!! I don't stalk and neither should you. Why am I here? I don't really know...if you want to be a friend...cool...meet...sure...date...hmmm, let's see if you can read. Expect everything and nothing...its always a good route...if you want to get a hold of me...this is a good start. SO START! (By the way, it is absolutely impossible to sum up your personality in a small square...so don't think this is it...ok? K!).. type="text/javascript" src="http://www.foundrymusic.com/scripts/playtagger.js"..

Music:

I like a lot of music...Gavin DeGraw (check it out), Micheal Tolcher, Jem, Rage Against the Machine, System of a Down, Otep, Tool, Perfect Circle, Counting Crows, Deftones, Afi, Prodigy, Coldplay, Cold, Queen (got to love the classics), Disturbed, Ludacris, Ben Folds Five, Chevelle, HED PE, Incubus, Sublime, Korn, LP, U2 (Don't diss the classics), Queens of the Stone Age, Nirvana, Afrodite, Freaky Flow, Lonestar, and a lot more....needless to say, I am eclectic. .. width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

Boondock Saints, Braveheart, Gladiator, Ladyhawke, Back to the Future (got to love the classics), The Borne Identity, Team America: World Police, Frequency, Princess Bride (that is old school), Face Off, Underworld, A Knights Tale (don't laugh), Old School, Anchorman, Matrix, Meet Joe Black, The Edge, Thursday, Pulp Fiction, Punisher, I can't remeber a lot of the movies I like...

Television:

I love watching Dave Chappelle, I like to watch Comedy Central and see the different stand up comics...I don't like MTV, too much drama on that channel, its like I'm watching a soap opera.
CLICK the above TOURGASM POSTER to check out exclusive new promos posted in my VIDEO section! Don't forget to tell the world you are having a TOURGASM June 11th @ 11:00 on HBO.

Books:

Fight Club (yes it was also a book), Choke (written by the same guy), and Skinny Bitch...believe it or not...it is a great book. You Bring Me Joy

Add to My Profile | More Videos

Heroes:

Dane Cook, Mitch Hedburg, Lewis Black, John Stewart, Bill Hicks, Dave Chappelle, Nicholas Cage, John Travolta, Samuel Jackson, Tarantino, Al Pacino, Norman Reedus, Sean Patrick Flannery, Billy Connelly, Mel Gibson, WOLVERINE...a lot of actors and stand up comics...I don't want to sound cliche, but my dad fits in there as well. Fiona Apple & Zach Galifianakis - Not About Love

Add to My Profile | More Videos

My Blog

Am I getting old?

Ok, so my birthday is on May 27...I am going to be turning 22. Now a part of me feels old, I know that its not, but it is one year away from 21...I don't know how to feel about this. I am a bit conf...
Posted by The Sweeney on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

BAM

Well, here I am. I finally gave in and posted myself on Myspace. There is this guy Tom on my friends list...I have no idea who the hell he is, but what the hell. Contact me...I might be interesting...
Posted by The Sweeney on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST