Medicated Thoughts |
I'm ridiculously sick and I've been taking someone else's expired antibiotics (which was not my idea) and cough syrup with codine in it (which was my idea) and this is currently whats going on in my b...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Dec 2008 16:57:00 GMT |
Parental Supervision |
edit: point proven?
Posted by on Wed, 29 Oct 2008 14:31:00 GMT |
Oh how I miss intelegence |
It seems as I progress my way through adolesence up to the dreaded early twenties... scary... almost everyone around me has either gone nuts and/or lost any brain they once had. I think it might have ...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jul 2008 09:04:00 GMT |
My Expectations as a Circus Clown |
I'll dress up and put on my side-show actI'll get out the balloon animalsI'll even wear the big red nose... cuz I know thats what you likebut in return I'll get nothing at all
and in the end...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 14:59:00 GMT |
Quite useful advice from a child prodigy |
A blast from the past....This was all written back when I was 14, and I managed to come across itIt has references in here to everyone of my old friends and brought up some loverly memories (as well a...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 20:03:00 GMT |
Citizen’s Union for Safe Smoking... haha fucking genius |
Educate yourself on SAFE smoking habits
Posted by on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 10:35:00 GMT |
Have you ever felt the need to piss on your territory? |
I'm feeling rather needy. I believe I am being jipped out of things that are rightfully mine. You know... money, positions, sleep, other worldy materials... I'm beginning to think I am turning into pu...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 10:51:00 GMT |
Major Politcal Bullshit |
ok all you young impressionable kids ready to get out there and vote next electionIt's no longer a trend to be uninvolved with politics, infact, its the cool new thing to voice your hate for george w....
Posted by on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 12:18:00 GMT |
Dear Abby, My father might be slightly retarded and/or gay |
How do I eliminate this problem without use of a baseball bat?
1. He has out-of-the-blue rants about how trashy julia roberts is
2. He watches oprah and doctor phil and takes them seriously!
3. He lik...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 12:32:00 GMT |
Porn vs. Therapy |
Therapy is a load of utter and complete bullshit. It's the biggest scam since internet porn. See porn is cool for a while but what happens at the end of your online experience? Just cle...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 18:11:00 GMT |
