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Effing DJ

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About Me

My best characteristic: my ability to be a complete asshole to everyone in my life, while coming off witty and charming. Also, I can scream like a raptor in Jurrassic Park.I am a paid member of the Professional Disc Golf Association because it's a fun card to pull out of my wallet at parties.I'm just good enough at poker to harbor delusions of grandeur but I suck enough to ensure that I'll never win any longterm money.

My Interests

Generally feeling superior to those around me while mired in a morass of stagnation and lackadaisicality.I also enjoy the gratuitously adding suffixes to the end of words in a haphazard manner that engenders fear in most words with which I come in contact. If fact, a recent lower-court order prevents me from coming within 100 yards of the word "intrinsic."

I'd like to meet:

People who will argue with me about pointless crap.
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Music:

All music since 1998 is total crap.

Television:

I realistically need five TV channels to be content and entertianed at all times. Bravo (For West Wing), ESPN (for Sportscenter in the mornings), TNT (for Law & Order), Comedy Central (for the Daily Show) and HBO (home of the best televison programing in the history of mankind. You can keep everything else.

Books:

Anything by Neil Gaiman, Douglas Adams, Clive Clussler or John Shelby Spong. Additionally, I'll read anything that makes me think while entertaining me.

Heroes:

Meatball with provolone and black olive. Chicken salad with lettuce, tomato, pickles, black olive and mustard.

My Blog

This just in!

Facial Recognition sites suck. http://www.myheritage.com/collage...
Posted by Effing DJ on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 06:02:00 PST

Not home yet

So, I was supposed to fly back to NH today. My reservation: Dallas-Little Rock-Chicago-Manchester. I got to the gate in plenty of time, got confortable and heard an announcement 'Attention passengers ...
Posted by Effing DJ on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 09:20:00 PST

Dont get excited, Its not really a blog post.

{for the purposes of this entry, please pretend it was posted Monday night and not very early Tuesday morning. Thank you}Tonight, I attended Razor, the sneak preview of a tv-movie-spinoff thing in the...
Posted by Effing DJ on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 01:47:00 PST

Big Decision

As many of you may or may not have known, I'm closing on a condo in Concord on 2/27/07. It's been the culmination of a lot of good things, and I've been quite excited about it.Well... things have chan...
Posted by Effing DJ on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 09:12:00 PST

I don't have pictures.

This week, it occurred to me that I hardly have any pictures.I've never been a big picture buff: I've never felt the need to compulsively snap photos of friends and family. But as I was unpacking my d...
Posted by Effing DJ on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 10:17:00 PST

NH Political Crap

Is this really NH?Democrat GovernorDemocrat Control of the State HouseDemocrat Control of the State SenateDemocrat Control of the Exectutive CouncilThe two US House Reps: Democrats.Is this really NH?...
Posted by Effing DJ on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 05:20:00 PST

Post Halloween Party Wrapup

Hey everyone,Sorry about the pseudo-teenage angst last night. I assure you that everything is fine. I just let the whinny bitch personality out when I'm tired and I told it that it's not supposed to c...
Posted by Effing DJ on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 12:05:00 PST

Whining

Missing people sucks.Right now, I miss someone so much that my head hurts. So much that I don't want to see any other people, because they aren't her.I could've hung out at the frat house. I could've ...
Posted by Effing DJ on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 10:24:00 PST

Effing yah cleaning

So I just spent four and a half hours cleaning.It's was awesome and I got a lot done, but really I needed about 2 hours more to get the whole apartment. Still, I feel productive and might even be able...
Posted by Effing DJ on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 09:24:00 PST

Awesome

Right now on ESPN they are televising a fantasy fottball draft.I shit you not.Oh and 4.5 hours and counting until Maddenoliday.
Posted by Effing DJ on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 04:33:00 PST