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Unemployed Risk

About Me



I have a chia: nah, i'm just really bad with numbers, that's why i am hoping to be an artist.

Margaret: wut is that
Risk: the Bullet For My Valentine song you might like
Margaret: o0 hold on im listenin to hannah montana

Lindzey: come make me pancakes!
Risk: I don't know how!
Lindzey: fuck
Risk: that either!

Risk: You know what having a swimming pool means, right?
Sister: No, what?
Risk: Increases your chances of swimming in urine.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

This girl--->

I made these!

My Blog

Risk Rant: 2009 VMAs

Yes, here I am for the fourth year in a row commenting on an awards show that I've despised for years. I only keep watching because apparently people like it when I trash today's popular music, even i...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Sep 2009 23:43:00 GMT

Risk Wrestling: Wrestlemanias 17-20

This will probably be it for this year, as I don't think I'll be able to do a review for 21-24 in less than two days. Just to note...WM18 was the first WM to occur after I started learning the ins and...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Apr 2009 12:00:00 GMT

Risk Wrestling: Wrestlemanias 13-16

Okay, so here it is a year later, about a week before Wrestlemania 25, and I've finally decided to attempt reviews of the past twelve shows. The four included in this one cover my high school years, m...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Mar 2009 23:44:00 GMT

Risk Review: Dragon Wars

Yes, it's been a while since I've done one of these, but I found this in MovieStop for six bucks and couldn't pass it up. Well, and there's also the fact that I WANT to do a Risk Rant on the year tha...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jan 2009 13:46:00 GMT

Risk Rant: 2008 VMAs

That's right, it's time for the blog of mine that alot of people look forward to every year. I'm not exactly sure WHY, it's really just me venting my frustrations over today's mainstream music scene ...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 05:56:00 GMT

I can stop watching wrestling now and die a happy man.

CM PUNK WINS THE WORLD TITLE. Screw that one day last year when what's-her-face told me she wanted to be my girlfriend just so she can have someone to treat like crap....THIS was the GREATEST DAY OF M...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 13:49:00 GMT

So my birthday was yesterday...

...and I'd like to thank all those who commented/messaged/IM'd me and wished me a happy one. Even if it was just a few words, you gave me wayyyyy more than a certain "special someone" gave me last yea...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 13:34:00 GMT

Risk Wrestling: Wrestlemania 9-12

Alright, so if the first four WMs were the "early years" (my first wrestling show and the three WMs that preceded it) and the last four I reviewed took place during my own "golden era", then these sh...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 00:44:00 GMT

Risk Wrestling: Wrestlemania 5-8

I’m a bit more familiar with these shows than the last four, so it’ll be easier to just review these going off of memory. These four shows also cover my own little personal "Golden Age" o...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 01:44:00 GMT

Risk Wrestling: Wrestlemania 1-4

Judging by the title, you can tell that this is the first of a series in me commenting on some, if not all, of the previous Wrestlemanias. See, this Sunday is Wrestlemania 24, and if you’re by ...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 01:40:00 GMT