My name is Axel Braun, I make Porn movies.
They say I'm good at it. I better be, I've been doing it for 20 years now.
Or maybe it's just that shooting smut ain't exactly brain surgery.
My father is Lasse Braun. He started shooting Porn movies in 1961.
Dad wanted to legalize pornography, travel the world, and get laid.
I just wanted to make money. Thankfully, we both succeeded.
I have a Ph.D. in Psychology. Thought it'd help me figure out the meaning of life. It didn't. But it definitely helps me deal with porn actors.
My hands are insured for $2,000,000 each with the Lloyds of London, because apparently I can make any girl ejaculate (even though I am beginning to suspect it is also because I pay the hefty premium).
I am a member of MENSA, which should mean I am exceptionally intelligent. Hence my refusal to pay the yearly membership fee.
I was born and raised in Italy, but I've lived in Los Angeles since 1989.
I collect Rolex watches, fast cars, and speeding tickets.
Just like every other Italian schmuck, I guess.
I am not a believer, but I do believe that organized religion is the biggest con ever pulled on the human race, and that Jesus had a great publicist.
I am a Mac integralist, and I have no tolerance for stupidity, bigotry,
ignorance, or PC users. Not necessarily in that order.
I used to be really into myself, now I can barely tolerate me. Which proves that, eventually, anybody can get over just about anything.
Don't ask me how to get into Porn, please. I was just born into it.
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