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About Me

.. width="425" height="350" ....I'm 6'1 athletic caucasian male with blond hair and blue/grey eyes, and an honors student at UCLA where I'm English major. The proceeding sentence reads like a fake internet dating description and for that I can only be glad that I'm a terminally sarcastic asshole who suffers from chronic misanthropism. I'm not quite sure when I lost my faith in the human race but lets just say its not coming back. I hate politics and believe it's merely a form of civil masturbation where the people have no real power and honestly shouldn't because they're too stupid to know what to do with it. What we should do is streamline the human race in order propagate evolution. We might want to start with all the idiots and camwhores on myspace. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

....reading, writing, video games (KOF), anime, basketball, comics, kung fu movies, science fiction, among other shit.............I also like to have fun...killing people who say "i like to have fun" in their profiles

I'd like to meet:

To be honest.....I hate meeting people.

Music:

Electronicly laced indie/goth/art house rock type shit (or least the stuff that doesn't suck) examples.....MUSE, The Cure, The Killers, Elefant, Franz Ferdinand, Coldplay, Joy Division/New Order.... ............................................................ ......................... Real Music:..

Movies:

Lifeforce (best/worst movie ever), kung fu movies you haven't heard of (mafia vs ninja,deathmask of the ninja), other nerd shit like Star Wars; that kind of thing.

Television:

I really only watch the Lakers these days.....but I digress... Clerks: The Animated Series (CANCELLED), Mr. Show (CANCELLED), Mystery Science Theater 3000 (CANCELLED)..... I notice a disturbing trend, but do the viewers at home?

Books:

Dostoevsky, Dante, Palahniuk, Tolkien, Jordan....other shit

Heroes:

Kain Highwind. Albert Wesker. Iori Yagami. Cloud Strife. Bobby Drake. Edgar Figaro. Cid Highwind. Schwarz Bruder. ..... Other people who don't exist

My Blog

Me advising a friend on language....

A friend of mine once said in a picture that he (pictured with a collection of like nerds) looked 'flippin' retarted'. Others said he was lame not to use the more common F adjective Fucking. I, as a ...
Posted by James on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 04:59:00 PST

Warning: This blog may (will) waste your time...

I was sitting down they other day when it struck me. An apple. I was so distraught, disenfranchised, and disillusioned that I tried to think of other dis_____ words I could use. Turns out disfunkafied...
Posted by James on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Well, I'm back

Yes, I'm back from my vacation, and I learned many valuble things while I was gone. Like, for example, never to drink paint thinner (it leaves a rather poor after taste) and that a lawn mower is not a...
Posted by James on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

To everyone trying to contact me, I will be gone from the 3rd to the 13th in Cancun

Yeah, so just in case you wanted to get a hold of me, I'll be in Cancun from August 3rd to August 13th. So everyone who tries to contact me inbetween those days or probably the people who have tried t...
Posted by James on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Blah blah blog

So I realized I have no blogs, and also that many people are probably clamoring for an insight into my wild and zanky adventures. Well today I battled a giant robot, tamed the mighty buffalo, and save...
Posted by James on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST