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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Angela
Birthday: 9-21-82
Birthplace: A barn. What? That's why I always seem to leave doors open...
Current Location: On my ass. On my couch. In a dark dark place.
Eye Color: Brown (no jokes for this one. why? cause I don't feel like it)
Hair Color: Naturally? Brown. This may be the first time I have seen my natural hair color since I was 13. Except for roots. I always used to see those.
Height: 5'5" last time I checked. Although my shoe size suggests I should be much much taller.
Right Handed or Left Handed: *slaps you as hard as possible, then looks at the hand she hit you with* Right.
Your Heritage: Debatable. I'm told I am Italian and German. My ability to hold my liquor and inability to hold my temper prove that it is probably correct, I still hope I'm the mailman's baby.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Nike Shox. Boing.
Your Weakness: Bullets. Those defeat me every time. Other than that? I'm too damn nice.
Your Fears: Fat women in bikinis. Just because it comes in your size (or a few sizes smaller in the cases of some of these people) you dont have to squeeze your ass in it. And muffin top. I'm always afraid of that.
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni and black olives.... but I only really eat salad pizza these days. I've got dresses to fit in.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Lose my last 58 lbs. And never find them again.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: "God I hope I don't get shot today." and "Five more minutes." a'la Foamy the Squirrel.
Your Best Physical Feature: My hair is really soft, my eyes are pretty nice, and i have a pretty nice ass. You can decide for yourself which you like best.
Your Bedtime: Whenever i crash out, or when I hear the dog snoring from my bedroom cause he got tired of waiting for me.
Your Most Missed Memory: I currently have all of my memories. So I can't really miss any of them. Unless I don't know that I'm missing it... in which case I need a doctor.
Pepsi or Coke: Cherry Coke Zero.
MacDonalds or Burger King: I can't really have either of those. But if you were to make me choose... I would say "Fuck you" and then go get Taco Bell, sans e. coli of course.
Single or Group Dates: I'd like to start out by asking you to define "group" in this case. I don't share very well. I'm an only child.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Uhm... diet Snapple green tea. Take that corporate iced tea pushers.
Chocolate or Vanilla: *drools* Chocolate... I love chocolate.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee.... Cappuccino is too many points... fucking Weight Watchers.
Do you Smoke: Second hand. And after etremely upsetting ordeals such as car accidents.
Do you Swear: Like a fucking truck diver.
Do you Sing: Quite well. I have fans and often get requests.
Do you Shower Daily: What kind of dirtbag even thought of this question? I can't function without showering. I'll shower 3 or 4 times a day if I feel the need.
Have you Been in Love: Unfortunately. But it taught me what not to put up with.
Do you want to go to College: I gots my edjumacation already... I's be thinking about going back.
Do you want to get Married: Eventually, but i have to find a man who deserves to spend the rest of his life with me first.
Do you belive in yourself: Way more than I used to. It helps that I surround myself with people who actually show that they believe in me, too.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope. I have a stomach of steel. Stomach... not abs mind you...
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes I do. I'm fuckin hot.
Are you a Health Freak: I'm not like an "Oh my God I have to drink nothing but water mixed with lemon, maple syrup, and cayenne pepper powder for the rest of my life because I'm too fat to be seen outside in public if I don't" kind of people... but I do live and eat pretty healthy.
Do you get along with your Parents: Much better now that I don't live with them anymore. Locked doors in separate houses are a beautiful thing.
Do you like Thunderstorms: They are pretty damn cool. They bring people together.
Do you play an Instrument: Several. I'll leave it up to you to find out what.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes. Tonight actually. I had me a glass of pinot.
In the past month have you Smoked: Same as before... second hand. Also tonight.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yes. I take lots and lots of pills. Some of them keep me from killing you. I may stop taking those...
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes I have. I totally should have stayed home.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes, way too often... and also to excess. The creditors now have me on speed dial.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Thank God, no. If I did, someone would have to take all my shoelaces cause I would probably want to kill myself afterwards.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes I have.... I'm craving some right now thanks to you.... I wonder if Yamada delivers at 2 in the morning...
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes. I moonlight as a stripper to make ends meet. Now all I need is for someone to show up.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope. I did the dumping. What? He didn't deserve me.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Uhmm... lets see... it snowed today. It's April. And since I was banned from the Polar Bear Club a few years ago when Greenpeace kept trying to roll me back in the water, I was too embarrassed to rejoin. I guess the point I'm trying to make here is no. No I have not.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA. Yes.
Ever been Drunk: Yes. Despite my bar tab still looking like a car loan, I do actually get drunk now. Its not so bad.
Ever been called a Tease: Often.
Ever been Beaten up: Hell no. All my fights are two hits. Me hitting them and them hitting the floor.
Ever Shoplifted: As opposed to stealing?
How do you want to Die: I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming like the passengers in his car.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Poor. Hey hold on a second... I am grown up... and I am poor. Mission accomplished. Score.
What country would you most like to Visit: I should probably get a passport before I think about going to visit another country huh? I should also make sure it doesnt violate the terms of my parole... Hmmmm... I've said too much...
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Favourite Eye Color: Doesn't really matter. I'm not trying to breed a superior race or anything... or am I? I am part German, after all... ..
Favourite Hair Color: Anything but red. I just don't find red hair attractive. I don't know why. So don't ask.
Short or Long Hair: Depends on the guy.... some just can't pull off the rock star look.
Height: He has to be taller than me. I want to look like I'm with my boyfriend... not like I'm babysitting him.
Weight: He doesn't have to be a marathon runner, but I draw the line at not being able to find your genitals.
Best Clothing Style: I'd like to be able to be seen in public with him without people trying to give him change.
Number of Drugs I have taken: A couple. I could tell you which ones, but then I'd have to kill you.
Number of CDs I own: I have a lot. If you really want to know which ones, you'd be a bigger loser than me than if i sat here and listed them.
Number of Piercings: 3 in my left ear, 2 in my right, and 1 other.
Number of Tattoos: 4... and there's at least one more to come. But I have to wait till I lose all my weight for that one.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 2. But I would never change them, because they helped to make me who I am.

the doggie gets his own spot...

Romeo!