About Me
About me: "Very well, where do i begin? My father was a relentlessly self improving boulangerie owner fr Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When i was insolent, i was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds--pretty standard really. At the age of 12, i received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian woman named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, its breathtaking; i suggest u try it." -Dr. Evil
