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I was born . . . at least that's the rumor.
I don't remember it, but my mom assures me it happened during the wee hours of a bitter mid-Seventies May morn. It seems, according to her, that not only was I born, but that I peed right down the front of the doctor's nice little white jacket after he held me upside down and slapped my ass. Well if he did, of course I pissed on him . . . the fucker! I mean come on, who does something like that? You see, the problem is I'm just not a man of faith, and I can only take her word under advisement.
As far as I can recall, it started during my first year of the second grade, when I was eating lunch and caught my reflection in a spoon, and I thought to myself, 'Hey, Jeremy, you're ridiculously good-looking!' And I thought maybe I could do that for a career. --- Hmmm, I really hate that we can't use paragraphs here . . . paragraphs can be quite useful. The ancient Greeks didn't use spaces between words, punctuation, or paragraphs. That is, they didn't until people realized that it's a serious pain in the ass to read an endless list of letters. Luckily the powers that be let us use spaces and commas here . . . but damn it, I want paragraphs!
Hmmm, so it seems paragraphs are possible . . . very suspicious. However I decided against erasing my rant as it shows just how technologically savvy I am, and how I'm just full of useless information.
I graduated from law school. Apparently USF gives out JDs for binge drinking and traveling. Sweet! I'd really like to complain about how horrible law school was. But considering it was three years of parties, travel, and women . . . I suppose I can't. Rest assured, I hated it and want nothing to do with being a lawyer. Wie Nietzsche sagte, "Was mich nicht umbringt, macht mich starker!"
There really isn't much that's better than getting drunk and talking history, politics, and philosophy.
Religion is surely the bane of human existence. Christianity, Islam, Buddhism, Hinduism, etc . . . it's all equally useless and detrimental to civilization. Don't get me wrong, I love to read the Bible. I own copies in Greek, Latin, and English. It's just that every time I read it, it gets more and more ridiculous. Man formed of dust? . . . ummmmm, yeah. I'm all for bringing back the Greek gods. They make as much sense, and they're much more fun. Long live Dionysus!
I've studied Tai Chi for 12 years, and lived without running water or electricity (even had to shower outside) . . . which is what happens when you have hippy parents who for some reason think it's a good idea to homestead in the mountains of Idaho. I'm a skeptic at heart . . . but really more optimistically skeptic.
Damn, now I miss not being able to use paragraphs. It's really difficult to decide where to break this beast apart. I guess I could just erase half of this crap, but if you've managed to read all the way through and still want to talk to me, you're obviously very understanding and caring . . . possibly a bit masochistic.
What else? I studied in Budapest and Prague, spent New Year in Latvia, and am always in London it seems. I'm fond of animals . . . small dogs, cats (I have an ex-cat), fish, gophers, and ducks. Kids are cute, cuter when they go home, and cutest when they're my little nieces!! I like old people as long as they aren't driving . . . or drooling. I can generally tolerate Republicans as long as they aren't talking . . . or drooling. However, I prefer they remain herded within the fly-over states, and that they not try to re-birth me as a fanatical Christian.
Final musings --- In an effort to be well-rounded, I enjoy regularly partaking in San Francisco's rich and flavorful assortment of bars and clubs. Actually, I prefer those of Europe, but I enjoy the local ones nonetheless. To sum up this overview of myself . . . my mom says I'm really handsome, smart, and witty . . . and I'm sure she'd never lie to me!!
Oh, and . . . . OBEY MY PIG!!
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This obituary pretty much sums up Jesus' life . . .
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