OBESE

hey you guys. i am a nice man just trying some chicks to do me because i am 56 years old and unfortunately, i do not know the true meaning of s-e-x. see. when i was born. i was a female. however, i knew i was destined to be an obese man representing america. so. this doctor that i always hit on finally gave me a gender change. thank you dr.oranges. i 3 chips, popcorn with extra butter, fudge, pizza!!, steak, and more to love at the chinese buffet! but my favorite love item is. viagra. oh those lonely nights i spent in my bed just me and my viagra. from wal mart! those cashiers are so sexy. oh the may i help signs just turn me on. oh sorry. i hate weight loss commercials, the gym, vegetables, nutrious bars, and sumo wrestlers bc i know i can be fatter than them. but i am jealous bc they get to wear a red thong. talk about confidence.