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About Me

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Recent events have incited me in such a way as to actually have something worthwhile to rant about. Enjoy the following rant.
This site is called MySpace. Not TheirSpace. Not YourSpace. And, certainly, not OuterSpace. Thus we, as American citizens with certain unalienable rights, are allowed to post pretty much whatever we damned well please on our profiles. If I so choose, I can rant about how Mexicans are the new niggers of America (reference the film "Bobby" before getting all bitchy, you ignorant ass) or about how the Iraq War is based upon a shitload of lies and somebody should do us all a favor and take Washington D.C. off the map while Congress is in session and the President and Vice President are having lunch at the White House. I could even bitch and moan in my blogs about my job and how I'm overworked, underpaid and sometimes would like to just drop a bomb on the place to raise the average IQ of America a bit. Hopefully, someone gets that last line.
However, that's not the case. In fact, our freedom of speech is being completely trampled upon by the bastards in charge and the ones we work for. People can no longer bitch about their job without fear of losing it. We can no longer say what's really on our minds about certain topics without somebody's panties getting sucked up their asshole because their titties got twisted over a word, phrase or remark. Well, fuck that. If you want me to be politically correct, then you should do me a favor and hold your breath. After a few minutes, if I'm lucky, you'll die and I'll be rid of your stupid ass.
The things you need to know about me are the following:
I have self-esteem problems just like everyone else.
I don't smoke.
I drink, but not like I used to.
I have 9 tattoos and plan on getting a few more.
I have bad teeth. Not b/c I don't brush or floss, but b/c of genetics. Thanks Mom! Ass.
I have a bad underbite. Make fun of me for it and I'll break your fucking jaw.
I prefer playing sports to watching them.
I own a TV for the sole purpose of watching my DVD's.
I make techno music. The profile for that is DJ Caibel.
"The greatest feat of the human spirit is taming the demon within so that our angelic soul may flourish; it is when we fail to do thus that the world darkens and closes in around us." - Caibel
I'm quite satisfied with my personality so whether you want to talk to me or like me means little, if anything at all. Now, go find yourself before I do.

My Interests

Things I Love: Music, my family, my friends, my guitars, my dvds, my attitude, pissing people off, pushing the envelope, keeping you on your toes, cuddling with someone I love.

Things I Hate: You, most likely. Stupid people, hypocrites, religions, government, money, failure, extreme pain.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet President Bush. Yes, I know. WHY? So I could bitch slap that asshole and then take his job.

New people I don't mind, but dumb people I do.

Music:

Butch Walker
Marvelous 3
Smashing Pumpkins
Stone Temple Pilots
Ludwig Van Beethoven
Ryan Adams
Robert Johnson
Johnny Cash
Jawbreaker
American Hi-Fi
Serafin
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
Benny Benassi
DJ Luna
DJ Greddy
Sonique
Elliott Smith
Norah Jones
Maroon5
Hanson
Green Day
Bain Mattox

I'm always on the listen for new stuff that's actually worth a shit. So, if you're an artist or band that thinks I'd like you, don't just be a cunt and send a friend request, message me first.

Movies:

Porn...best comedies ever made. Then there's a long fucking list from 300 to Zathura, but I'm not about to waste time typing it out.

Television:

My television is used strictly for watching my DVD's and sporting events.

Books:

The Da Vinci Code, Daughter of God, Lord of the Rings, Lullaby, The Hobbit, Greek & Roman mythology, The Da Vinci Legacy, Angels and Demons, Nightmares & Dreamscapes...

Heroes:

My dad and father, Bruce. He's my father because he brought me into this world. He's my dad because he loves me, has been there for me in the shitty times and I've been through lots of those in my short life so far, raised me as best he could and has done his best to provide for me and give me all the things I wanted growing up. He's my hero because he married my mom and raised and loved her three children from a previous marriage as his own (that's why he's their dad even though he isn't their father), has put up with a lot of shit through the years and he's still here and active in all our lives, knows the value of hard work and he has let me become my own person even though we don't agree on certain things he still accepts me and loves me as I am. I can only hope I do as good a job of raising my son, Evan, as he has me.

My Blog

To The Illegal Immigrants

Taken from a recent e-mail:(If I ever meet this woman, I'm giving her the biggest damn hug EVER!)"Let's say I break into your house..."A lady wrote the best letter to the Editorials in ages!!! It expl...
Posted by Kehate on Fri, 18 May 2007 02:15:00 PST

It's TAX TIME!

As most of you know, it's tax time. If you've not filed your taxes by tomorrow, you're pretty much fucked. It's been nice knowing you, but now you're going to jail. Mind if I take your big flat screen...
Posted by Kehate on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 07:04:00 PST

Top 5 Reasons Not To Go To College

5. You spend thousands of dollars the first two or three years to retake everything you just spent four years doing in high school for free. 4. Something like 75% of college graduates do NOT get a jo...
Posted by Kehate on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 06:41:00 PST

God is the Devil

Today I was in the bathroom at work and noticed one of those lovely, annoying little papers that reads "Do You Know Where You're Going When You Die?" As I wasn't doing anything overly strenuous, I dec...
Posted by Kehate on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 07:33:00 PST

All At Once

Generally, I hold it together quite well, even amidst and amongst great pressures from all angles. However, for some reason, right now, I can't. I was looking at someone's profile and saw someone on t...
Posted by Kehate on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 07:20:00 PST

Novel Idea No. 1

Justice System ReformationWe've all been on the wrong end of the law at some point in our lives, either through association or direct action. So, I'm sure we all have felt wronged by the lovely Americ...
Posted by Kehate on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 10:52:00 PST

Been Thinking

Perhaps I'm disinclined towards love due to my own experiences with it, but also because of those around me. Of all the people I know that are in relationships only one couple has a healthy relationsh...
Posted by Kehate on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 09:20:00 PST

In case you were wondering

I was going to provide all of you, my beloved adoring readers, with a littany of wisdom and useful insight, but I just don't have the strength or inspiration at this time. I, for once, don't really ca...
Posted by Kehate on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 07:29:00 PST

Happy Fucking Valentine's Day

Fuck.This. Goddamned. Holiday. If there were ever a holiday I could get rid of, it would be this one. It's like a second Christmas, but without the even exchanging of gifts and kick ass supper an...
Posted by Kehate on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 09:07:00 PST

This story

begins with me, but it will end with you unless you choose to pass it along to anyone willing to listen to an old fool's rant. I am, by no measure, old. Although, there are times when my body feels wo...
Posted by Kehate on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 07:43:00 PST