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The Aftermath

This is well out of date, but I never got round to tapping out the aftermath of the night at The End. What I didn't realise, until I got to Hackney, was that I'd left my backpack on the fucking bus. ...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 07:39:00 GMT

A wicked weekend in London.

Alright kiddies, prepare for another episode from The Adventures of Siani the Trashbag...Legged it down to London this weekend to see off our own dear Larry in some serious city style. She was staying...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 06:54:00 GMT

Marinated, basted, then roasted to perfection

Recipe for complete mayhem....   Take one regular sized Sian and marinate in a bottle of Spanish wine for two hours. Gently insert the Sian into living room to simmer. Mix one part vodka wit...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 05:34:00 GMT

Blazey days in Bishop Stortford.

Yeah, I know.... It's been weeks since I've tapped anything out. I don't know if I can face writing up everything that's gone on. Most of it aint tooo exciting anyway. So this is a lazy catch up blog...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 07:58:00 GMT

Bless this city

Written in a beer Garden in Crouch End, on my last night in London... Got into the swing of it now. Remembering all the reasons why I love London. So much life, so much culture, so much colour. A...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 09:51:00 GMT

A week in London.

Woke up at the crack of dawn on my first day back in London. Was woken, actually, by the same FUCKER who was asleep at nine the night before. Not impressed. Spent the morning chillin in the hostel, dr...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 09:37:00 GMT

’Damn This City’

My first night in London really pissed me off. The codeine wore off towards the end of the flight, and I flew into heathrow feeling seedy, and dying for a fag and a bit of fresh air. Not for me. About...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 04:39:00 GMT

Last moments in Thailand

When I woke up I was that seedy I'd turned into Tahini. (O my god I am soo funny). Five cups of tea and a tomato omlette later I fell into a taxi and asked the driver to take me to the nearest te...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 04:29:00 GMT

Cunts are Amazing.

Slightly sunburnt, but mostly refreshed, I head out looking for mischief. Straight back to the cocktail stand where I 'd met the Eurotrash (the attraction being the cute-as Thai boy who worked there.&...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 09:24:00 GMT

Bagey Beachbum

Spent the rest of the day lounging on the island, chilling some serious balls. Got talking to a crew of boys from Kazakhstan on the boat over. They were well impressed that I knew where Kazakhst...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 09:05:00 GMT