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Alright ladies, it's that time of year once again!!! I think we need to be reminded of a few things.So my sisters, PLEASE, raise your big toes and repeat after me below....The Open Toed Shoe Pledge (see picture)As a member of the Cute Girl Sisterhood, I pledge to follow the Rules when wearing sandals and other open-toe shoes:I promise to always wear sandals that fit. My toes will not hang over and touch the ground, nor will my heels spill over the backs. And the sides and tops of my feet will not pudge out between the straps.I will go polish-free or vow to keep the polish fresh, intact and chip-free. I will not cheat and just touch up my big toe.I will sand down any mounds of skin before they turn hard and yellow.I will shave the hairs off my big toe.I won't wear pantyhose even if my misinformed girlfriend, coworker, mother, sister tells me the toe seam really will stay under my toes if I tuck it there.If a strap breaks, I won't duct-tape, pin, glue or tuck it back into place hoping it will stay put. I will get my shoe fixed or toss it.I will not live in corn denial; rather I will lean on my good friend Dr. Scholl's if my feet need him.I will resist the urge to buy jelly shoes at Payless for the low, low price of $4.99 even if my feet are small enough to fit into the kids' sizes. This is out of concern for my safety, and the safety of others. No one can walk properly when standing in a pool of sweat and I would hate to take someone down with me as I fall and break my ankle.I will take my toe ring off toward the end of the day if my toes swell and begin to look like Vienna sausages.I will be brutally honest with my girlfriend/sister/coworker when she asks me if her feet are too ugly to wear sandals. Someone has to tell her that her toes are as long as my fingers and no sandal makes creepy feet look goodI will promise if I wear flip flops that I will ensure that they actually flip and flop, making the correct noise while walking and I will swear NOT to slide or drag my feet while wearing them.I will promise to go to my local nail salon at least once per season and have a real pedicure (they are about $35 and worth EVERY penny).I will promise to throw away any white/off-white sandals that show signs of wear... nothing is tackier than dirty white sandals.Don't keep this to yourself - pass it on to other sisters.
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1. Faith is the ability to not panic.2. If you worry, you didn't pray. If you pray, don't worry.3. As a child of God, prayer is kind of like calling home every day.4. Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape.5. When we get tangled up in our problems, be still. God wants us to be still so God can untangle the knot.6. Do the math. Count your blessings.7. God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts.8. Dear God: I have a problem. It's me.9. Silence is often misinterpreted, but never misquoted.10. Laugh every day, it's like inner jogging.11. The most important things in your home are the people.12. Growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional.13. There is no key to happiness. The door is always open.14. A grudge is a heavy thing to carry.15. He who dies with the most toys is still dead.16. We do not remember days, but moments. Life moves too fast, so enjoy your precious moments.17. Nothing is real to you until you experience it, otherwise it's just hearsay.18. It's all right to sit on your pity pot every now and again. Just be sure to flush when you are done.19. Surviving and living your life successfully requires courage. The great goals and dreams you're seeking require courage and risk-taking. -------20. Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are.
