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Robot

Are you gonna stand there all day and bark, lil doggy, or are you gonna bite?- Mr. Blonde-Reservoir

About Me

I'm kinda complex, youll never actually know whats on my mind. im a smartass, i dont believe in religion. I amuse myself, i ramble, i dont believe in anything until i can see it with my own eyes. i have alot of bad habits, those same habits have determined largly how i have grown and matured in life. i dont understand life, and anything i dont understand, i will try to explain. i wont reply to most messages in a timely fashion. i think everything is funny, and if you send a friend request, send a message along with it, because otherwise i assume that evrything is spam. thank you for taking up my time!

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Venom


Senses Fail - "Can't Be Saved"


My Interests

meeting people, music, sarcasm, cynisism, most of the same shit every other human enjoys, food, shelter and all that noise. i like rum, mcdonalds double cheese burgers are my favorite meal. action figures, egypt, the old west, the true identity of the hob goblin, the word fuck, and lacross.
Arcade Games Hq ::

I'd like to meet:

orville redenbaker, whoever created uncrustables, and id like to meet god and punch him in the face, a normal person, evan rachel wood, the gunman from the grassy knowl, im sure theres others but i cant remember so im like fuck it.
Arcade Games Hq ::

Music:

depends on what mood im in, i can vibe with eveerything, but when im up i wanna hear one specific kind of music, same when im down. i use music to amplify my own emotions, thats why i stray so goddamned moody all the time.

Movies:

donnie darko,fear and loathing in las vegas, the rules of attraction, the devils rejects, and im a comic nerd so i love all the superpowers style movies. most horror, the cheesier the better, but please nothing with a goddamned alien in it!!! i like the butterfly effect, reservoir dogs, hostel, eurotrip, walk the line, WAITING, fight club, sin city,american psycho, thirteen, the boondock saints,cabin fever, the evil dead series, the saw trilogy, borat, the bourne trilogy, gangster movies, pornography, down to earth, pretty much anything out thats worth two fucks and maybe a shit, i like.

Television:

I like nip/tuck, the o.c., tna, volkswagen commercials, adult swim, inu yasha, my name is earl( jason lee is tha shit!) vh1, mostly cartoons, and other shit that i cant think of right now. man vs wild, alot of dicovery channel shit, futurama, i dont even know man. scrubs is awesome. i like boy meets world, wrestling shows.

Books:

most books by bret easton ellis, but i enjoy hunter s. thompson as well and anne rice is cool. i enjoyed the bible and all the other fairy tale books of my youth.

Heroes:

that cop that shot himself in the head a few weeks back. a real credit to the force. i wish there were more like him.

My Blog

The other alternative to a Sunday morning between 10 and 12.

I've grown more cynical as i get older together we smolder a collective i'd say of a generation of rage binded by hate no, loves gone away no change we stay the same why we feel this way endless nigh...
Posted by Robot on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 01:00:00 PST

metephysical fitness 101

Are you hypnotized or mezmerized do you ask forgiveness from the skies? are you fooled by the bibles lies? or just blinded by your christian eyes. and if your brain still works,will you wonder why yo...
Posted by Robot on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 08:17:00 PST

Theyre playing your song

always running late lets clear the air conversate divide the lines lets clear this plate i would never exagerate your not even worth my hate you aint comin back an i wont wait baby id rather masterbat...
Posted by Robot on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 01:32:00 PST

A CONVERSATION OF SILENCE. ( the meeting of the mind)

You can stay, or maybe just go the fuck away. It's really all the same to me. I create problems where i have none. Maybe just to have some. It may come from the need to feel oh, so compulsively. Thats...
Posted by Robot on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 10:05:00 PST

Heres your money shot (now please just shut the fuck up)

HERES YOUR MONEY SHOT! (now please just SHUT THE FUCK UP!) This is the part where we sit and reflect. on all the things weve done. here is the part where i sit and resent about all that ive beco...
Posted by Robot on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 07:53:00 PST

who says money doesnt buy happioness (accepting donations)

i dont know, it seems as if nothing ever goes right, no matter how hard i try, i end back up at the beginning of the race. like no ground is ever gained, like theres no porpouse to the pain, and all l...
Posted by Robot on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 10:33:00 PST

random thoughts

blah, blah, blah, shit, fuck, piss, and goodnight.
Posted by Robot on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 12:09:00 PST