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Man at the end of the Bar

About Me

I'm tall dark and handsome (unless i've finally got round to adding my photo or you know me, in which case decide for yourself and forgive my exaggeration). My passport says i'm 38 but there must have been a mistake because i think i'm still 21.I've been a mechanic my whole working life but no i can't tell you whats wrong with your car by you describing the noise its making when we're standing in the pub (sometimes i can but the truth is i just don't want to).Ive spent a large part of my spare time in pubs and clubs, both working and drinking, but mostly drinking. Bar work was just a hobby and to meet new people, i've also been a cocktail barman, a doorman and a club licencee just for the experience.My friends are important, my ememies are not.I don't regret anything i've done, its all made me the person i am today and "I LIKE ME".I WILL be late, its not personal, its just a fact.My typing and spelling are crap so if you do message me it might take a while for me to reply and you probably won't be able to understand it anyway, but please don't let that stop you. If this is the best i can find to write, nobody will care but if its the best you can find to read "I Pity You".
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My Interests

I have a healthy interest in Women (sorry if that upsets feminists but i don't want to join your club anyway).
You Are 16% Pure
You've been a very bad girl or boy...
And you probably enjoyed every minute of it. Dave --
[noun]:

An immortal

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

I'd like to meet:


You Are Animal
A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.
But you sure can beat a good drum.
"Kill! Kill!" The Muppet Personality Test

Music:

Yeah i love music. i'll give anything a chance but i lean towards Rock or some Blues depending on my mood. I need Guitars and drums. Hendrix, G&R, AC/DC, Nirvana

Movies:

Blade, Matrix, Shrek, Swordfish, Pulp Fiction, The Worlds Fastest Indian,Sin City,300,,, Oh and porn...

Television:

House, 24, Green wing, Futurama, Family Guy, Top Gear...

Books:

Hichikers Guide to the Galaxy. Its a worry that, of all the time i've spent reading, this is the only book i find worth mentioning (R.I.P. Mr Adams).

Heroes:

Anyone thats put up with my shit for more than a week!

My Blog

reasons to be cheerful part 3

It's half one in the morning, i've been drinking and i'm alone again, this is a good time for you to stop reading. I could go 1 of 2 ways with this, i could either get really soppy and moan about bein...
Posted by Man at the end of the Bar on Thu, 22 May 2008 05:48:00 PST

Do not pass go - do not collect £200.

God Damn awsome weekend! The Big Game lived up to its name, 500 a side paintball, north v south, pie eaters v Bingo's Bandits, blood, sweat and alcohol. Left for Birmingham at 9.30am still pissed from...
Posted by Man at the end of the Bar on Tue, 06 May 2008 02:33:00 PST

Is pain really nessesary in dentistry?

Its that time again, i know you’ve both been sitting on the edges of your seats waiting for this moment to arrive. Oh no the pressures on now to write something of interest...... Gigs;  aft...
Posted by Man at the end of the Bar on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 10:49:00 PST

Its not the fall that kills you. its the concrete entering you bloodstream!

I have just written the worst blog ever but don't panic i erased it before anyone noticed. Damn i've written some shit in my time but that was fucked up! I seriously need a hobby, any ideas? Apparentl...
Posted by Man at the end of the Bar on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 02:09:00 PST

101 uses for liquid nitrogen during foreplay!

Ouch! I got slapped really hard this week but it serves me right for being the wrong person in the wrong place at the wrong time. Whoever said you live and learn has never met me because i seem to rem...
Posted by Man at the end of the Bar on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 05:58:00 PST

Its my life but you can join in if you want!

I'm back, i'm bad, i'm black and mad!   Its been a while but i have returned. Sorry for the prolonged silence but i have to admit i've spent most of my time on Facebook, as i'm told that Myspace ...
Posted by Man at the end of the Bar on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 10:47:00 PST

Two things!

Woohoo! Six people viewed my blog today and i posted it so long ago i can't even remember what it was about.  I've decided that too many people want to be somewhere else and nobody's happy where ...
Posted by Man at the end of the Bar on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 07:08:00 PST

Things are THAT bad i’m writing a Blog!

Hi you 2, sorry i've been away so long.    I've spent hours sitting in front of my PC waiting for it to entertain me and as yet its done nothing of any interest so i thought i'd set myself t...
Posted by Man at the end of the Bar on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 04:47:00 PST

Its that time again!

I'm in love with rock and roll, it satisfies my soul, and if thats how it is, it ain't so bad! How does a woman open a bottle of wine without a corkscrew? No, it's not a joke. A friend just phoned me ...
Posted by Man at the end of the Bar on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 04:07:00 PST

Political Satire

Gordon Brown (texture like sun), New New Labour, The British Government, Democracy, Education, Imigration, Taxation. . . . . I haven't actually got the joke yet but i'll bet its gonna be really really...
Posted by Man at the end of the Bar on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 04:46:00 PST