Isaiah

im Isaiah Cornelius. i have a good sence of humor... i think... i'm a native american even though i call myself an indian... (just so you know... cause i know you were thinking that i'm the kind of indian who blows himself up... but i'm not; im the kind that hunts buffilo and does rain dances...) :) i like to laugh so if you have any indian jokes, i'd be happy to recieve them... IF YOU CAN'T LAUGH AT YOURSELF DONT TALK TO ME (i make fun of everyone... even me and the people i'm talking to... so if you cant laugh at yourself, leave me alone... i dont want to insult you...) i know that i'm brown... and love making jokes about it and sometimes i like to break the ice with it (i will use it to my advantage if i get shafted) but i'm never serous about it...wow i cant believe your still reading this... i guess i'll go on....i would have to say that Steve and Katy are about the two koolest best friends any brown person with a name starting with an 'I' could ask for...there are other pretty good friends i have but i'll just say that i would save Katy and Steve from a burning building first... so sorry other people... i'd have to get to you later i guess.....im in the drum line at pomona... so yes i am tecnically in the band... *sigh*ohh well.... well i guess im all out of things to say about myself... so you can quit reading now.... go .. reading.... message me or something.... or keep reading just to feel like a rebel.... wow... your STILL reading.... well... i can go on for a long time. how about some random facts....by the time you finish reading this, the earth will have traveled about 100 miles in space. crazy huh?(i dont know if that is true or not... cause i just made it up..)see...theres no way you can win... i'll go on forever... or how about these facts...5/4ths of Americans have trouble with fractions. 100% of straight males like women. AND... 100% of people who have read this far into my ABOUT ME thing on my myspace have WAY too much time on their hands. you may be thinking that i have no room to talk since im the one who wrote all this bullshit.... and if thats what your thinking. then.... SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! i dont have time to argue with you about the enormous ammout of time i have... im on a very tight scedual as you can see and im very busy typing all of this stuff for the entertainment of people with nothing to do..... and that seems to be you... since you are STILL reading... even after i asked you very politely to message me or something... wow... you are a very hard headed person....or is it that nobody ever listens to the brown person... idk... but you are still reading after all of my tactics to make you stop and MESSAGE ME... so i dont really know what to do....ummm.... well i guess that if your enjoying this.... your probably one of my friends and have gotten used to my long-winded randomness... and if you totally lost.... you can continue reading and feel even more stupid or you can MESSAGE ME!!!! COMMON!!! IM TRYIN REAL HARD!!! JUST GIVE A BROWN PERSON A BREAK!!!!still reading huh? FINE im not sure if im pissed or if im happy that im soo entertaining that you cant stop reading because you dont want to deprive yourself of the pure happyness that is Isaiah Cornelius.... :D... i no... im addictive... or maybe your OCD and you cant stop reading somthing until you've read it all.. in which case im extreamly happy because OCD people are almost as fun as a really white person in the sun all day.... because then they turn into redskins... and btw (by the way) :D... man i hope katy caught that.. why are indians called redskins? we're brown... i vote to change it to brown skins... so redskins can be called hicks....if your still reading... you've won... you finally broke down the brown man.... i hope your happy.... i'm still kinda happy that you got through all of this.... you can probably read a little better... except for that im a baad teyper so it wouldnt really help that much... but if you did read ALL of this and didnt just skip to the bottem... let me know... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AND IF YOU DID JUST SKIP TO THE BOTTEM!!!!!!!!!!! ----(i want them to start there)... let me know that you did anyway... because i have a gut feeling about who would do that... and i want to see how well i know some people....