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salad fingers

not gonna lie... i hate big deals

About Me

i am 22 and i live in worcester. born and raised. caused so trouble in hartford for a while, but now i am back among the land of massholes. i eat sleep and breath technical theatre. its what i do. my friends are the shit my two favorite miss mary and miss jane never let me down. guiness is the best and ya sleep is good too.
About Me
Name jason helias
Nickname dookie
Birthday 12/31/84
Age 22
Height 5 somethin
Hair Color brown
Eye Color greenish
Have You Ever
Fallen for your besfriend negative
Kissed someone who was just your friend shure
Been rejected dont realy remember acctualy
Been in love yes indeed
Used someone no
Cheated on someone never
Been cheated on once, fucking cunt
Done something you regret its possible
Do you ...
Color your hair yes i bleech it every day
Have tattos not yet
If so how many 100 million
Have any peircings non that i am willing to talk about
If so how many two magnets one on each but cheek so i can magneticly shut them
Have a bf/gf yes indeed i so
Like thunderstorms no no i love them
Ever get off the damn computer only when i have to work or hit a bowl
Have you/Do you have...
Considered a life of crime selling large amounts of drugs
Considered being a hooker all the time
Coneidered being a pimp no
Obsessions weed and computers and glass works of art
Panic haa haa
Anxiety only when realy stoned on realy good shit
Depression/Considered suicid no way, lifes been to good
Right now..
Current clothes hoodie and jeans
Current hair enough with the fucking hair questions
Current music radiohead parinois android
Current annoyance this survaye
Current perfume/cologne od' doo...... ehh i got nothing
Current thing you should be doing not this survaye
Current crush my bed is looking pritty good right about now
Favorite
Drink car bombs
Color black and red
Candy gobstopers
Tv Show weeds
Movie fear and loathing and the crow
Place my mind
Person to talk to smokey robinson
Do your perfer..
McDonalds or Burger King neither
Marry the Perfect Lover or the perfect friend friend
Root Beer or Dr Pepper the dr.
Sunshine or Rain the sunshine right afterthe rain
Spring or Fall spring
Winter or Summer normaly summer but this winnter has been ok with me
Vanilla or Chocolate i like both
Snowboarding or Sking snowboarding
Lights on or Off depends on the scene
Are you...
Understanding yes i am
Open Minded very
Bad Tempered not usualy unless i am going on 96 hiurs of now sleep
Happy shure
Attractive you fucking tell me
Bored Easily hey a.d.d.
Sad no
Unique arent' we all
What do you like in a Girl/ Boy personality
Eyes i dont know
Hair color ok realy
Long or short hair SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!
Hieght not particular
Body Type ?
Personality as long as they dont make me want to kill them then they are ok with me
Random
How would you describe yourself stoner
Do you have any Pets? smokey robinson
Have any syblings? does realy realy good friends count
What do you want to be when you grow up? in theatre or a drug lord
Do you wanna get married and have kids? no fucking way
What is your best physical Trait? once again you tell me
What is the best thing about your personality? i dont know,
What words do you overuse fucking and fucker and fuckin a ... realy just the word fuck
Whats the most annoying thing about you i dont fucking know
End this survey with a quote we were somewere in barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: already told you
Birthday: last day of the year mother fuckers
Birthplace: wormtown
Current Location: a chair
Eye Color: you tell me
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5 something
Right Handed or Left Handed: right handed
Your Heritage: i fuckin french leave me alone
The Shoes You Wore Today: same ones i always were
Your Weakness: whats that
Your Fears: what are those
Your Perfect Pizza: i dont realy eat pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: quiting smoking like thats ever gonna happen
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: .
Thoughts First Waking Up: what the fuck
Your Best Physical Feature: you tell me
Your Bedtime: whenever i pass out
Your Most Missed Memory: the days of not having to work
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither
Single or Group Dates: whatever
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: i like them both acctualy
Chocolate or Vanilla: both
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither fucks with my stomache
Do you Smoke: yes indeed
Do you Swear: no. i have never sworn before in my life
Do you Sing: hahahaha
Do you Shower Daily: for the most part
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: eventualy though i dont think it will ever happen
Do you want to get Married: no
Do you belive in yourself: what the fuck kind of question is this
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: shure
Are you a Health Freak: hahaha god no
Do you get along with your Parents: yes is do
Do you like Thunderstorms: i love thunderstorms
Do you play an Instrument: a few
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yup
In the past month have you Smoked: try like in the past 20 minutes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: emerald dragon anyone
In the past month have you gone on a Date: i think so
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: unfortunatly
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no way dude
In the past month have you been on Stage: story of my life, well does backstage count
In the past month have you been Dumped: negative
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: to fucking cold unless the tub counts
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: probably
Ever been Drunk: to many times
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: not to my knowledge
Ever Shoplifted: yup
How do you want to Die: in style and possibly tripping my face off
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: something in theatre or growing in amsterdamn
What country would you most like to Visit:
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: whatever
Favourite Hair Color: whatever
Short or Long Hair: short is cool long is cooler
Height: no giants and no " little people "
Weight: the bigger the waist band the deeper the quicksand
Best Clothing Style: whatever
Number of Drugs I have taken: enough to make me not remember how about that
Number of CDs I own: like three
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none right now
Number of things in my Past I Regret: nothing
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My Interests

technical theare, playing with computers, hacking, smoking, and sleeping to name a few

I'd like to meet:

anyone and everyone, i am a pritty easy going guy, as long as they dont annoy the ever loving shit out of me

Music:

anything except rap

Movies:

anything that will not put me to sleeeeeep

Television:

dont know i have one i just dont watch it

Books:

what are books

Heroes:

my mom