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rap / hiphop: David Banner,jada, 2 pac, big, 50, fabolous, mike jones, roy jones, tony yayo, Akon, fat joe, mary j blige, DMX, ice cube, jay z, lil kim, T.I., eninem, snoop dogg, X 5ive, the game, lil wang, D 12, lil jon, luda, chingy, banks, twista, nelly, mase, snow and Xzibit
R&B:usher, akon, ciara, twista, city high, ashanti, mario, city high, 2 pac, pussycat dollz and black eyed peas
Rock/soft rock:Aerosmith, aBilly joel, maroon 5, led zeppelin, linkin park, and elton jhon, guns and roses
techno: DHT, La Bouche,Cascada..............................................
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rocky1-5,the longest yard, south park bigger longer and uncut, down to earth, ring 1-2, dogma,2pac resurrection, never die a lone,Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle,my cousin vinny,8 miles,bad santa,scar face,carrie,jaws,fredy v.s. jason,spider man 1-2,white chicks,Anchorman,old school,Starsky & Hutch,remember the titans,daddy day care,HITCH,Resident Evil Apocalypse,Taxi,a long came polly,phone booth,all the austin powers,dumb and dumber,dumb and dumberer,road trip,Me Myself and Irene,guess who, happy gilmore,National Treasure,meet the parents, meet the focker,Collateral, troy, envy,ray,and theres alot more ...
espn,king of the hill , south park, chaplle show, real world, mad tv, road rules,fear factor ,sports,trl, bet. mtv, mtv 2, cribs, room raders,next,best week ever, howerd stern,mxc,fresh prince of bell air, small ville, family guy,whos line is it any way,simpson,pimp my ride, punked,viva la bam,andamerican dad
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MAN LAW......... 1. No wasted beer in the name of humor.2. It has been made official that under no circumstances should the male have to pay for birth control3. If your best friend is dumped by a girl it is a 6 month waiting period till she can be touched. If he breaks up with her its a 6 day waiting period.4. If two or more males arrived at a party by a single car, and the driving male is hooking up with a girl, it is the responsibility of the other males to find other ways home. (The exception to this law is if the driver is hooking up with his own girlfriend, the law is then void and the driver still holds full resposibility of driving his frinds home)5. Short shorts have been banned.. unless in a participating in a sporting event that demands shorter shorts. Also no real man should be allowed to pop his collar.6. Every man shall allow one empty urinal of separation in a bathroom with three or more urinals, law is void if there are dividers in between each urinal.7. If a girl and a guy are not officialy dating then it can't be considered cheating. However...if the guy cheats with a girl that is less attractive to the one he is originally interested in then he is either... A) Drunk or B) Dumbass. This then gives the original girl the right to either get mad or laugh at you.8. No one should ever steal a man's alcohol from that man's cooler...this is the only law that suffers the penalty of death.9. When bringing condoms to a party it is a man's responsibility to pack two in his pockets and one in his car as a spare incase a friend is in desperate need.10. No heavy fornication in a friend's bed. Or just wash the sheets.11. No man shall every use a rolling backpack. If you can't carry the bag then your not a man.12. If another man's fly is down, you didn't see anything and may not make a comment about it.13. When a man is borrowing a buddies tool or other equipment, if the borrowie puts any scratches or brings it back with any noticable wear, then he is required to do one of the following: If the item costs under 50 bucks, you are required to replace it. If the item costs over 50 bucks, you are required to give him a case of beer, because hey...who wants to spend more than 50 bucks on something that isn't yours.14. When your friend picks up a hot girl...however the hot girl has an ugly friend...it is only right that you operate as a wing man doing whatever it is you gotta do to help your buddy have some time alone with the hot girl. As men we are obligated to sacrifice and pay it forward for each other knowing that the favor will one day be repayed.15. When calling shotgun, all riders of the car must be outside, and shotgun can only be called when the car is in view. Riders in the car are not allowed to run to shotgun and steal it before the person who called and deserves it arrives there. The driver of the car has no authority to decide on who gets shotgun. If a legitimate confrontation comes up where the rightful owner of the shotgun can not be determined then it will be decided by one round of paper rock scissors (with no shoot). If the two contenders tie 5 times in a row then the rightful owner of the shotgun is to be decided by a UFC cage match in which the first blood drawn decides the rightful owner of shotgun.Addendum to Man Law No. 15: If at any point during the process of determining the shotgun rider a hot girl hints that she would like to sit up front the driver has the sole right to declare her the shotgun rider and depending upon the situation may even deny rides to all other passengers. However, if said hot girl is an ex of any passenger they may overrule the driver's decision and make her ride in the back. Additionally, if all passengers happen to be female then revert back to original method of deciding shotgun rider substituting mud wrestling for UFC cage match. The winner then gets either a cold water hose down or shotgun the next ride unless the car is really shitty and the owner doesn’t care about muddy seats.16. It is PAPER, ROCK, SCISSORS with no shoot. If you must say shoot, it has to be agreed apon by both men and a witness has to be present and somewhat sober.17. When toasting with beers you clank with the bottom.18. You poke it you own it.19. The head nod is an acceptable way to greet another guy when simply walking past. No words are needed to be said. An upward nod is for friends, a downward nod is for fellow men.20. If a man is on vacation to a state that does not border his own, or any other country, it is not considered cheating if he so chooses to engage in sexual activity with a girl other than his girlfriend. Although he should be fully aware that his girlfriend may not see eye to eye if she was to ever find out.21. A man should not masturbate more than 3 times in a day to insure being ready for any unknown or known late night action. Assisting Girls does not count.. rule is in exception if male party is in a bet to set a record of number of times in a day.22. A man shall never wear any article of women's clothing (I.E .. Girls Jeans/Pants!) unless they are the loser of such a bet.. or if a man is figuratively in a girls pants.. (or any other article of clothing).23. No man in any circumstance, unless mocking a violater of this law, should pop his collar.24. A man should never be denied the right to adjust himself or place his hands down his pants under any circumstances.25. Being a Pirate should be considered a Manly job because pirates get two types of booty.26. All men must eat meat. A shitload of meat. If not borderline carnivore. For no reason should a man ever be a vegitarian, or eat sick shit like tofu. Also no man should consume any food with the terms "diet", "fat free", or any other healthy suggesting terms for the sake of "watching his weight" or dieting.27. Every man is required to learn some form of Poker before he dies.28. If a man ever does something wrong a simple "OOPS", "My Bad", or any variations of cuss words that get the point across will suffice, no need to say "I'm Sorry"29. No man should ever hook up with his best friend's girl, no matter how hot she is. This is in effect while they are dating or "together." If they are seperated refer to Law 3 for the proper way to handle the situation. (Side Advice: Less guilt is involved if she comes on to you.30. Under no circumstance should any one man cockblock another mans attempt at getting some tang. Lets just leave that up to the tangs fat friend. Please note that cockblocking will result in a suspension of your Man status and its privileges, and will result in the title Manbitch.31. Every man should watch sportscenter at least once a day, though multiple viewings are recomended so that one can hold his own in any debate on sports that may arise that day.32. Under no circumstances shall any man lay a hand on a female or a child in violence. Spanking of a woman's ass or pulling of the hair is permitted if done on request. Corporal punishment is permitted excluding obvious extremes. Punishment for the attacking male is that if other men see the assault taking place they having the right to take him out back behind a building and show him how to fight with real men. In this situation more than one man may be used in the attacking of said woman beater because he clearly doesn’t mind an unfair fight seeing as he was hitting a lady or a child to begin with. A call to the police is a very last resort and should only be used is said male is over 6' 5" 250lb. or a ufc cage fighter. A kick to the crotch is only called for in cases of rape. If it is merely a guy beating a woman, defenseless child, or elderly people then a legitimate beating is called for, but no shots to the crotch. If it is a case of rape however, multiple shots to the crotch are called for. The punishment must fit the crime and since rape is using that area of the body, it is ok to inflict damage to it (Cameron Ross, Nick Polyzos, Kristina Brockmann, Drew Westerfield).33. If a woman is present whether family or friend no man under any circumstances shall make their own food or pour their own drinks unless it is a special holiday such as, Mother's day, Birthday's, or St. Patrick's day or if the woman cannot keep up with the pace you want your drink poured. Law is void if significant grilling is involved.34. No man shall ever watch a soap opera ever! Period! If this law is broken, it will result in the lowering of status from man to manbitch and the questioning of the liking of opposite gendered relationships.35. Women can't drive.36. In the court of Man Law the statement "I was Drunk" will have the same effect as an insanity plea (reduced punishment) in standard court provided the defendant's blood alcohol level exceeds .10.37. If any male is caught violating a Man Law in serious context, as a form of punishment he should be disowned of his manly name, only to receive the title of "Manbitch" from his peers and colleagues. Forgiveness is pending the severity of the broken law...or a case of beer to all his offended peers as a token of respect to what is manly...and what is not.38. Any man that is old enough and is not in the army should at least support the troops, even if you dont agree with the war they are your country men fighting to protect you and you should show them your support39. No more crushing of empty beer cans or your forehead. modern, thinner cans make the feat less impressive than with cans of years past.40. If you take beer to a party the tuck rule is in play when leaving, you may take one beer max, but only if the beer will fit in your pocket.41. Do not have a conversation at a urinal.42. A man will not live in his parents house past the age of 27 unless they are ill or he is in the war.43. All men have the right to remain silent when asked by a woman "do you like this". and the right to leave the room.44. Sex is more important then talking45. No man under any circumstance shall use lip balm.46. Grilling regardless of weather is always the first choice for cooking.47. No man shall ever own a dog smaller then a housecat48. Men will invite other men to Man Law49. No man shall ever turn down free beer because "its not their brand."50. No man shall be shamed if they are passed out with their shoes off in your place. If the person passes out outside of the house, then they are fair game shoes or not.51. It is acceptable for a man to publicly situate and/or scratch himself in the region of the gonads. If at a formal conference, then do so discretely. If at a football party, scratch away, just no handshakes.52. The morning after, if a beer has been left on the table, no matter the temperature, it is acceptable to consume this item with food, such as its counterpart, cold pizza.53. If you spill a man’s beer, you buy the next round/refill the cup.54. Nursing a beer is unacceptable. The bottle/can/cup should never reach lukewarm temperature with beer still in it. If you cant drink it in said time, don’t open it. If you cant drink it in said time, your man status will be up for review.55. Always accept beer from a stranger, but only if unopened/capped.56. It is never a man’s responsibility to empty the trash while drinking. Beer cans may be staked or crushed while the bottles may be thrown into neighbor’s lawn.57. A man does not have to like another man to drink his beer. Beer is beer.58. It is acceptable for a man to break man laws, if no other option is humanly possible, in the pursuit of the opposite sex. His actions will be given leeway.59. The bachelor’s party is exclusively male. (except the entertainment).60. No man may ever sell a beer to a friend. Its understood that said friend will repay beer with beer later. Under no circumstance may the replacement beer be of a lesser quality.61. A man purse is still a purse.62. No man shall dance for fun unless its to increase his chances with a member of the opposite sex.63. Body paint is onlly acceptable on a man if its on gameday and to support his team.64. No man shall bring a woman to the guys night out. this is punishable by verbal abuse for life.65. If you do not sweat, its not a sport.66. If a large snake catches a man offguard and bites, said man is allowed to scream once.67. No man shall wear a beret unless its for his military service.68. When lifting weights, it is acceptable for a man to wear compression shorts under the regular shorts. No man shall ever wear compression shorts alone.69. No man shall ever, under and circumstance, share an umbrella with another man.70. No two men are allowed to enter a revolving door together. Unless it involves a race were the winner receives a combination of the following: beer, food, sex.71. The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want" gets an Xbox. End of story.72. Keeping beer from other's by hiding it in the fridge is not permissable. Besides, sharing is caring.73. Wives and girlfriends may not store items other than beer in the garage fridge. It is for beer only.74. A man may publicly rebuke another man only if the first man has the man law and number memorized. Otherwise the rebuke must be in private. Furthermore, any man who has the man laws memorized will be deemed a "higher" man.75. In no situation is it acceptable to sit cross-kneed. You either sit with feet-crossed, no cross, or stand.76. Men are allowed to lick the plate when done but only when alone or with other men.77. A man should be able to determine a diesel engine by sound alone.78. While smiling, no man shall stick his tongue between his teeth.79. It should be understood that while, yes, cheerleading is not a sport, and it is perfectly accepted to watch.80. If a man is punched, and the hit is rubbed, he is punched again in the same area twice.81. A man should be able to lucidly explain the rules of one or more of the following sports: Football (not the European kind), Baseball, or Ice Hockey.82. The dressing of any pet for any reason is not acceptable...any garment that is not a part of the animal shall not be allowed to be attached to that animal...exceptions are collars, leashes, etc. exception to this rule are monkeys.83. Under no circumstances shall any man drink wine cooler...ever...unless beer or liquor is completely unattainable. This includes anything (non liquor) fruit flavored that comes in a bottle.84. Under no circumstances shall a man ever defer control of the television remote to a female.85. There are three reasons for which a man is allowed to cry. 1. He is hit in the genitals with anything traveling over 10mph. 2. Your date is using her teeth. 3. Anna Kournikova gets married.86. When watching a "catfight" it is perfectly acceptable to choose sides. It is also perfectly acceptable to pray for rippage of clothing.87. When in a public shower, no man will look below the shoulders. Also, no eye-to-eye contact for more than one second is allowed. If eye contact occurs, nod upwards, and look away.88. No man under any circumstances should have to explain the use of a power tool to another man.89. Never should man give a woman the credit card. No exceptions.90. No man should talk on a telephone to a girl longer than he will have sex with her.91. Every man should smoke at least one premium cigar in his life. Not any swisher sweet crap either. Cohiba, Monicristo, CAO (Cade Mayo).92. No man shall ever read an instruction manual. If the man does not know how to use the item trial and error shall be used until the correct function is determined (Eric Gartenberg).93. No man shall be held accountable for any promise he makes while drunk unless it was a bet. (Boots Jones)94. When questioned by a friend's girlfriend, you need not and should not provide any information as to his whereabouts. You are even permitted to deny his very existence.95. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 24 hours.96. A best man's toast may not include any of the following phrases, "down in Tijuana", "one time when we were all piss drunk", or "and this girl had the biggest rack you ever saw".97. You may exaggerate any anecdote told to your friends by 50% without recrimination, beyond that anyone within earshot is allowed to yell out "bullshit!". (exception: when trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration is 400%)98. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another man is 5 minutes. The maximum is 6 minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 scale.99. Bitching about the brand of free beverages in your buddy's refrigerator is forbidden. But gripe at will if the temperature is not suitable.100. A friend must be permitted to borrow anything you own - grill, car, firstborn child - within 12 hr notice. Women or anything considered "lucky" are not applicable in this case.101. Falling on a grenade for a buddy (agreeing to distract the skanky friend of the hot babe he's trying to score) is your legal duty. But should you get carried away with your good deed and end up getting on the beast, your pal is forbidden to ever speak of it.102. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a Buffalo wing clean.103. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. (in fact, even remembering your best friends birthday is optional)104. You must offer heartfelt condolences over the death of a girlfriends cat, even if it was you who secretly set it on fire and threw it into a ceiling fan.105. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing. You should know such things.106. If your girlfriend asks to set your friend up with her ugly, whiny, loser friend of hers, you must grant permission, but only if you have ample time to warn your friend to prepare his excuse about joining the priesthood.107. When picking players for sports teams it is permissible to skip over your buddy in favor of better athletes- as long as you don’t let him be the last sorry son of a bitch standing on the sideline.108. Never join your girlfriend in ragging on a buddy of yours... unless she is withholding sex, pending your response.109. You can not rat out a friend who show's up to work or class with a massive hangover, however you may: hide the aspirin, smear his chair with limburger cheese, turn the brightness on his computer way down so he thinks its broken, or have him paged every seven minutes.110. If your buddy is trying to hook up with a girl, you may sabotage him only in a manor that gives you no chances of getting any either.111. Before allowing a drunken friend to cheat on his girl, you must attempt one intervention. If he can get up on his feet, look you in the eye, and deliver a "fuck off" then you are absolved from all responsibility. Later on it is ok that you have no idea what his girlfriend is talking about.112. The morning after you and a babe, who was formerly "just a friend", go at it, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason not to jump on her again before there is a discussion about what a big mistake it wasimg src="http://......./....jpg" x='
tu pac for his rapping and his poems , ray lews for his high skill of knockin bitchs out like T O who is a asswhole , granpa fought in ww2 ,my dad that works 2 jobs, jesus i think u know why and my self
who do u lyk?? no 1 now
fav sport?? football
nickname?? imaster , fatty , fat shit , bever , skinny, big boneded,out of shape and fat ass
wut do u wanna b wen u "grow up"?? less fat
wut grade r u in?? 8
how many sns do u have?? 1
wuts ur email?? [email protected]
have an iPod/mini or regular?? mini
wut color is it?? blue
fav song?? CHeck on it
fav movie?? scarface
fav color?? girly pink
bestest friend?? R1cH and Jhoan these my boyz
biggest secret?? dont keep secrets
nationality?? 50% irish 50% italian
r u eva gonna b famous?? im a legion in my own time
fav pro-sport?? football
bed time?? 6: 30
r u in love?? no
do u wanna b in love?? yea
best physical feature?? my 12 pac
fav sports brand?? nike
do u lyk urself?? fuk no
do u lyk soccer/softball?? softball
where do u wanna travel 2 most?? italy
ne sibbs in college?? no
lucky number?? 52
think ur life is interesting?? yea
have a laptop?? no
fav subject none
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[Marital Status] notin
[Shoe size] 10 1/2
[Parents still together] no
[Siblings] yea 1 bro older
[Pets] 1 dog
FAVORITES
[Color] red
[Number] 42
[Animal] pitbull
[Drinks] H2o 4 dumbass people h2o is water
[Soda] coke
[Book] the rose that grew from cncrete
[Flower] rose
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] no
[Twirl your hair?] no
[Have tattoos?] no
[Have Piercings?] had 1
[Cheat on tests/homework?] yes and dont do Hw
[Drink/Smoke?] yes sometimes
[Like roller coasters?] yea
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] no i love MK
[Want more piercings?] no
[Like cleaning?] no
[Write in cursive or print?] print
[Own a web cam?] yes
[Know how to drive?] no
[Own a cell phone?] yes
[Ever get off the damn computer?] yea
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] 1 cuz after that no 1 wants to mess wit me
[Considered a life of crime?] yea
[Considered being a hooker?] no
[Lied to someone?] yea
[Been in love?] no
[Made out with JUST a friend?] yes
[Been in lust?] no
[Used someone] yes
[Been used?] no
[Been cheated on?] no i hope not
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] fuck no i no how much that kills
[Stolen anything?] yes
[Held a gun] yes
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] gray shrit wit jean shorts and black and white reeboks
[Current mood] happy
[Current taste] idk
[What you currently smell like] sshit
[Current hair] sucks
[Current thing I ought to be doing] anything but this
[Current cd in stereo] to porr 4 a stereo or a cd im at the fukin library doin this
[Last book you read] the the rose that grew from concrete
[Last movie you saw] war of the worlds
[Last thing you ate] food
[Last person you talked to on the phone] ur mom
[Do drugs?] yea
[Believe there is life on other planets?] no
Remember your first love?] didnt have 1 yet
[Still love him/her?] no
[Read the newspaper?] no
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] yes
[Believe in miracles?] yes
[Do well in school?] dose D+ cont as doing WELL in skool
[Wear hats] yea
[Hate yourself?] most of the tim
[Have an obsession?] yea
[Collect anything?] yea
[Have a best friend?] lots
[Close friends?] lots
[Like your handwriting?] no
[Care about looks] yea
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] is none of ur bis
[First kiss] is none of ur bis
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] yea
[Do you believe in "the one?"] yea
[Are you a tease?] no....not really
[Too shy to make the first move?] no never shy
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] in skool
[Bitch/Asshole] somtimes
[sarcastic] no
[Angel] ye....no
[Devil] no
[Shy] no
[Talkative] yea
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: ian
Birthday: 11/2/1988
Birthplace: MK
Current Location: my house
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5"11
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: italin irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: MJ's
Your Weakness: spiders
Your Fears: getin killed
Your Perfect Pizza: meatball
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: getting a life
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: idk lol gtg
Thoughts First Waking Up: shit i got to go to skool or im goin back to sleep
Your Best Physical Feature: calf muscle
Your Bedtime: when i fell like it...6:30
Your Most Missed Memory: cant remember
Pepsi or Coke: neither
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither
Single or Group Dates: both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: all the fuckin time
Do you Sing: like a god
Do you Shower Daily: 2 times a day
Have you Been in Love: fuck no
Do you want to go to College: yea
Do you want to get Married: yea
Do you belive in yourself: sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: yea
Are you a Health Freak: no... not really
Do you get along with your Parents: yea
Do you like Thunderstorms: yea
Do you play an Instrument: yea
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on : nothin
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yea
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: yea
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yea
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: no ........ maybe 1 time
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: when im a sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: football player
What country would you most like to Visit: italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: blond brown black not red
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: 5'5-5'7
Weight: 120-140
Best Clothing Style: dont care
Number of I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: 300+
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: lotz
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