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Jason Sherburn

Came, attempted irony, succumbed, failed, still here.

About Me

My name is Jason, though I go by far too many names to list as I answer to anything.

I don't like html.

I'm at uni and bored of typing already.

I play guitar a lot and have about 6 guitars,I like to play thrash metal, shred, death metal, slap tap acoustic, acoustic fingerpicking, classical, heavy rock and cheese, I wish I could play jazz and fusion but can't and i wish i could tremolo fingerpick. I like to sweep pick a lot, and mix my legato and alternate picking, I'm average at string skipping and tapping cause I don't do it enough, not my style though I can do it and wish I could abuse the wammy bar properly.

I'm from the heart of South Yorkshire; t'old Sunny Cunny but live in Stafford and am proud to be a Yorkshireman (though slowly losing the accent). Are you aware that I am waffling? I often collect things, I still have all my pogs, pokémon cards, Jurassic Park toys, I collect guitars, weaponry and have a large Star Wars collection.

I am very disorganised.

I go to church every Sunday when I am at home and my favourite place on Earth is Taizé.

I am not a very confident person, especially with groups of people and girls.

I have no piercings though I have 2 tattoos so far, and more will come thanks to Mr Johnathan Matthews.

I like walking and love the countryside.

I try to be as honest as I can, sometimes too honest. I have a broad sense of humour.

I love kids.

I used to skateboard and wish I had the time to do it again. I like languages though I'm not that good. I like to play pool and snooker though haven't for a while. I sometimes paint and draw, most of it weird and cartoony. I love animation.

I like going to festivals, have been to 5 so far, hopefully my 6th will be this year.

I'm a fussy eater.

I rarely get violent, though if I do it is either with good reason or cause I'm drunk and there is a hot girl haha. I like girls. I like boobs. Girls with gorgeous eyes, dark hair and a good body destroy me and leave me in a crater in the floor.

I like apes. I want to go everywhere, especially on safari in Africa.

Battery by metallica makes me happy.


I automatically become randy when I see Vikki Blows.
I have never driven.
I am terrible with money.
I keep things bottled up cause I think about far too much.
I have a bad habit of developing crushes on friends.
Kids tv were better when I were a lad.
I was born in Donny hospital. I have a twin sister called Naomi.
I wish I could make films but don't.
I love my bed.
I love my dog, add her on myspace if you want (not kidding).
I love my friends (who doesn't?).
I can be really smart one minute and a complete idiot the next.
I am quite obsessive.
I am going to stop here, may continue in the future, that is a spontaneous overview of moi.
I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

many

Music:

some, rather fastidious at times

Movies:

many, is there an antonym for fastidious?
The Movie Of Your Life Is An Indie Flick
You do things your own way - and it's made for colourful times.
Your life hasn't turned out how anyone expected, thank goodness!

Your best movie matches: Clerks, Garden State, Napoleon Dynamite and fucking Star Wars!!!!, wait, Star Wars isn't Indy!!! If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

Television:

partial

Books:

occasionally, often dabble in Pratchett

Heroes:

Kate and her boobs
Steve
Frankie
Johnathan
Al
Chris Martin

My Blog

Wikipedia

Look what I found whilst researching animation on wikipedia for my FYP, this caused me to waste over 2 hours which could have been spent writingEach frame was drawn on paper, requiring backgrounds to ...
Posted by Jason Sherburn on Tue, 01 May 2007 04:52:00 PST

For the people of Conisbrough (and other local people)

I got bored, thought I would humour myself, and I want some feedback on this please, additions, corrections etcYou Know You are From Conisbrough if...................You pronounce it Cunnisbrer and ev...
Posted by Jason Sherburn on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 02:47:00 PST

The Holiday of Easter in the Year 2007

Thought I'd add yet another blog and fill you in on my pretty average Easter.My Easter started quite dull, I had some work to do on Saturday the 31st and was not pleased. I woke up late with some smal...
Posted by Jason Sherburn on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 02:10:00 PST

Story for Frankie

I am bored so I thought I would write a story, all may enjoy though it is for Frankie mostly.One day Frankie and I were out walking, the sky smelt of marshmallow and there was the sound of indigo all ...
Posted by Jason Sherburn on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 04:56:00 PST

All about me

I once left this in my 'about me' section on another site, thought I'd shareBorn by amazing coincidence in the middle of the Mojave desert, Jason had to crawl out of his mothers rotting, swollen carca...
Posted by Jason Sherburn on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 04:30:00 PST