I’m Your Nightmare |
I am a nightmare.
By every definition of the word.
Nothing is real.
All is imagined.
Nothing lasts.
All is fading fast.
Just walk away.
There’s nothing to see here.
There is no... Posted by Love Lady Love on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 09:42:00 PST |
Just A Little Survey Love |
1. Is there anyone on your top friends list you had sex with?Yep, several 2. Is sex best in the morning, afternoon, or night?Yes, Yes, and Yes 3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?In the&... Posted by Love Lady Love on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 10:05:00 PST |
Just For Laughs |
Thanks Kimmie!!!!
Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?A.) So men can be open minded.Q.) What's the speed limit of sex?A.) 68 because at 69 you eat it.Q.) What do a Rubix cube and a penis have ... Posted by Love Lady Love on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 09:32:00 PST |
I Don't Really DO Happy, But Thanks All The Same |
Why can't it be about your partners pleasure?
Why is everyone always in such a hurry?
Why do people talk the talk when they can't walk the walk?
Why is it always moments of p... Posted by Love Lady Love on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 09:34:00 PST |
The Sex Fairy |
Zippy got a job! She is the new Sex Fairy! She waves her magic wand and fulfills all your fantasies! Guess what you have to leave her under your pillow!?!
I'll give you a hint.....&n... Posted by Love Lady Love on Tue, 22 May 2007 08:28:00 PST |
Zippy's Flirting Tips |
Always look your best, ladies. You know what your best assets are, flaunt them. Shamlessly!!! Pesonally, Zippy has a nice rack, so the girls are usually on display. If it's you... Posted by Love Lady Love on Tue, 01 May 2007 11:29:00 PST |
Bulletin: Six Signs You May Be Falling For Someone |
1 - as soon as you get online - who do you look for first?2 - when you get a call or text - who do you hope it is? 3 - when a love song comes on the radio - who do you think of?4 - when you dream - wh... Posted by Love Lady Love on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 11:44:00 PST |
Ode To Chat.... A Hot Five Question Survey |
#1. When you are trying to get into someone's pants, and you're saying all the right things, do you feel guilty when your intended seems to have hearts in their eyes as their zipper loosens... Posted by Love Lady Love on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 08:50:00 PST |
Sex |
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. ============= 2. Gentle, relaxed lov... Posted by Love Lady Love on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 08:27:00 PST |
I'm thinking about a tongue |
The tongue is so versatile. So many possibilities. The ability to be soft, gentle, slow, consuming, hard, rough, fast, teasing.....pleasing. I close my eyes and I picture just t... Posted by Love Lady Love on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 07:04:00 PST |