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Kaiser Nickhelm II

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About Me

I am 16 years old, I am male, I live in California, and I am a 2nd Degree Black Belt in Taekwondo. I play the Bb Clarinet (first part baby!) in band and I like flans. I also am in Stage Band this year on 2nd Tenor. W00t w00t! =D I also compose music and write short-stories and novellettes. I'm also a Sophomore in highschool, so wish me luck with that. I like Orange Juice, Cranberry Juice, and eating pop-tarts with a tall glass of Pepsi (I kid you not, I've done it. It wasn't very tasty, actually =( ). I'm really random and spontaneous, and some people find me overwhelming and somewhat annoying at first. I almost always never stop talking. And I say weird shit like "almost always never". If you want to know anymore...then too bad ^_^. IM me on AIM at Xizor158 if you're not a freak trying to stalk me and/or rape me. I don't want to be raped. Ever. .
I've seen a lot of my friends profile's where they try and list off all their friends and tell a little bit about why they like them, and there's ALWAYS, WITHOUT FAIL, the "I'm sorry if I missed anyone!" phrase. Well it f*cking sucks to be that one person. So I'm not going to ever include one of those, because I have so many awesome friends, I wouldn't have the time or space to write about ALL of them, and since human brains forget things sometimes, I would forget somebody, and I hate being the forgotten one, so I won't make someone else be forgotten. I try and make my friends feel good by how I treat them, and sometimes I screw up and make 'em feel bad, but I don't find that I usually fail. And, if you're reading this and you have one of those sections, don't take it down just cause I wrote this. I'm not condemning you.
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Holy crap, I have my own pirate ship! =O
"Love is quite complicated. To some people, love means "I want to hold your hand." To others, it means "oh my god you're so cute!!!" and to others, it means a lot more than simple stuff.
To some people, love is the feeling I feel:
When you're crying or sad.
When someone hurts you.
When you fall down.
When you make me laugh.
When you smile at me.
When you make me smile.
When you tell me I'm you're friend.
When you give me a hug.
When you tell me that I'm not as bad as some might say.
When you tell me not to be sad when you should be telling me to shut up.
When you apologise to me for something that didn't hurt.
When you let me apologise to you.
To me, love is a very big and almost indescribable thing. And to me, I love all my friends. Every. Single. One.
If you love all your friends the way love is really meant to be, send this to them. Send it back to the person who sent it to you; not because you want to avoid a curse, or get a huge kiss or a million dollars, but because if someone sends it to you, they care about you, and it's worth sending back."
Send it to people.
What Be Your Nerd Type? Your Result: Musician Doo doo de doo waaaa doo de doo! (-- That's you playing something.) Everyone appreciates the band/orchestra geeks and the pretty voices. Whether you sing in the choir, participate in a school/local band, or sit at home writing music, you contribute a joy to society that everyone can agree on. Yay! Welcome to actually doing something for poor, pathetic human souls. (Just kidding.)


Social Nerd
Literature Nerd
Gamer/Computer Nerd
Anime Nerd
Artistic Nerd
Science/Math Nerd
Drama Nerd
What Be Your Nerd Type?
Quizzes for MySpace
Nicholas --
[adjective]:
Visually addictive
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

My Interests

Way too much stuff.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet people who don't scare me. Duh. And this guy:

Music:

Actually, you know, I've given this a lot of thought. Here are some of my favorite bands: The Beatles, CCR, Devo (Yeah!), All American Rejects, and Panic! At the Disco. Those aren't all of them, but those are some. I like most music in general though. There are few songs that don't appeal to me in some way. But notice that I said only few, not none. Don't even test me.

Movies:

God these questions are annoying!

But among my favorites are (in no particular order): Mr. Smith Goes to Washington Billy Madison Spaceballs The Emperor's New Groove Ben Hur Jurassic Park Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Star Trek: First Contact

Star Trek owns.

Maybe there's more...but not right now!

Television:

I don't watch TV very much, but the OC and Laguna Beach can kiss my OC residing ass.

Books:

The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Heroes:

Ok fine, I will answer this damn question.

To be honest, I think naming people I think of as heroes individually would kind of undermine what they do, cause then they'll find out and they might try to live up to it, and then be embarrassed if they think they don't. I definitely have personal heroes, but I won't list them.

My Blog

I am so happy!!

So I entered into this writing contest that is local, Wonder Writers, and I submitted a poem for the them "Choices", and I didn't even write it for the contest.But guess what? There were awards just t...
Posted by Kaiser Nickhelm II on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 10:17:00 PST

New poem

Ever get inspiration at 1:15 in the morning, and realize quite suddenly (and painfully, knowing you have to get up in less than 5 hours) that you have to act on it? Well if not, then look at the fruit...
Posted by Kaiser Nickhelm II on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 01:28:00 PST

Top 8 Survey Thing

Pick ur top 8 friends, and mark it down. then answer the questions, even though it may take a while.1. James2. Chance3. David4. Marissa5. Julie6. Kati7. Katie8. CandiceNUMBER 81. HO...
Posted by Kaiser Nickhelm II on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 03:37:00 PST

Another friend Poem (one of the better ones, I think)

Hello my friend, how are you?Well, I hope. I myself am finejust puttering along throughwishing it was still quarter 'till nineHey there best friend, why so down?I hate to see you looking so sadReally,...
Posted by Kaiser Nickhelm II on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 12:01:00 PST

Super Awesome 16th Birthday

Well, it's now November 7th, and my birthday is over. But god damn, it was a pretty awesome birthday. I spent pretty much the entire day with people who are awesome and who I really wish I could spend...
Posted by Kaiser Nickhelm II on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 12:10:00 PST

Psychoanalyze this!

1. You are walking in the woods. You are not alone. Who is with you?James2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal?a rabbit3. What interaction takes place between you and...
Posted by Kaiser Nickhelm II on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 12:23:00 PST

Vivamanthropy

Created from the greek roots: viv (life), am (love), and anthrop (man). I define it to mean: The philosophy of loving all life, especially one's fellow humans. It's a simple philosophy that I think I ...
Posted by Kaiser Nickhelm II on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 09:52:00 PST

Friend Poems

There was once a guy named James Fried ChickenHe was a guy who liked to go cotton pickinHe had these friends named Marissa and NickCandice and some random fuck named RickJust kidding because there is ...
Posted by Kaiser Nickhelm II on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 12:06:00 PST

I am going to explode

I'm so tired of all this shit that is constantly flying into my life. I feel like the only person who's just laid back in my life who I have to deal with. There are people I live with who are so cool ...
Posted by Kaiser Nickhelm II on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 11:08:00 PST

My Philosophisings

So here's a conversation I had with a friend tonight.Friend (11:22:41 PM): I wish I had "infinite powers"Me (11:22:46 PM): haha, why?Friend (11:22:52 PM): because it'd be AWESOMEFriend (11:23:59 PM): ...
Posted by Kaiser Nickhelm II on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:50:00 PST