Welcome to the home of all the crap bands and musicians of Rhyl, North Wales.
Joe Grice here, apparently CEO of this so called 'Company'. I basically started this page as a place to promote my own pathetic bands, but hey, some other people seem to want to be on here too, and I'm all for encouraging new talent... (for anyone who doesn't know business, that means 'I'm going to take a large percentage of the money that should rightfully be yours'). Is he joking? You never know.
If you're a young person from Rhyl or thereabouts, this page may be relevent to your interests! Unless you're a dirty scene kid, we don't like your type around here. Just kidding, even if you ARE a dirty scene kid, you're welcome here, so long as you can afford enough low-quality, self-published cd's to keep me from starving.
If any of the artists below seem like they might be your sort of thing, do the kids a favour and give them a listen. Our roster currently includes:
Ugly rock progenitors, Team Ugly.
Synthoid/Dutch Pop sensation, Bitch Fingers.
Fuckin' wide. The Zhitz.
Gay music extraordinaires, The Spizzletons.
Nice music by okay guys. The Final Strides.
Not jizzable, but satisfactory? You decide... Race Against Disaster.
Seriously gay music from Adam Potts.
Serious music, sometimes... but mostly awesome video-game inspired electro, from Dann Hart-Arnold aka Calibre.52 aka DJ Slipped Disc.
Crazy cock-rock jams from the gay mind of one Ed Challinor.
Erotic, and possibly nude, drumming from Daz X.
Homoerotic rappers, Pimpz and Geez.
OHHH YEEEAAAAH! The Koolaidians.
Synth-tribute to Power Rangers, The Putty Patrol.
Officially voted 'Second gayest solo artist in the known universe 2006' ('Gayest solo artist in the known universe 2006' went to James Blunt), The Funky Paramecium.
If you're in a band desperately trying to break into the mainstream, interested in actually being displayed on this here list, simply send me a message with your myspace url and, provided you're unsigned and on the ol' friends list, I'll put you up, and give you the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to put your record label as 'Cockington Reckords'... Yes, it does have to be spelled that way.
(Please note, the bands up there didn't choose those descriptions, I did, so please, be prepared to possibly get offended - unless you're good, in which case, why are you even contacting us?).
We don't charge or anything, such a scheme would be silly and, lets face it, wouldn't be advantagous for anyone. Think of this site as more like a mutual favour than a business deal. Like tha Mafia. :)
Oh, and incase there really is anyone left with doubts, No, this is not a real record company. There are no facilities for mobilising large-scale production of albums or organising international sell-out tours. Sorry kids.