I hate responding to this because I really don't know how to describe myself which translates into: I'm boring. That is of course until you give me some booze. At this point I'm the most fun and exciting person you'll ever meet and I don't have to explain why, you can just observe. Don't be fooled by those that say I'm an obnoxious asshole that falls all over the place in this state. I'm drunk so I know that they really mean, "Wow, Stump is so awesome he should have his own shoe." Indeed I should. The StumpDaYard high-top two-tone.
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